@Wyatt
This is my answer to your bonus question
I would pretend to get super high with Chris, when in fact it would just be him getting completley stoned. I would then gag him, with a Survivor buff and tie him to a chair so he couldn't move. Next I would proceed to grab a sharp kitchen knife and carve into his flesh across his back the words OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, and OUTLAST. After he had lost a lot of blood from these wounds, I would grab an electric drill and drill it through he centre of his skull through the front of his forehead. Once I had broken his skull, and made a hole open to his brain, I would shout "WE HAVE THE BIGGEST FRONTAL LOBES!". Shortly after my outburst I would bring a kettle to boil, and then pour the boiling water into the incision I made earlier with the drill to fry his brains from the inside. After he had slumped over in the chair with blood pouring from his ears and nose, and foam and salvia leaking through his mouth, I would then pour gasoline all over his body, strike a match and throw it over his body where it set alight and I watched him burn. Next I would throw a huge bucket over his body to put out any ingnited flames lingering on his body, whilst looking at the third degree burns and blisters riddling his dead corpse I would look down over him and exclaim, "Chris, the tribe has spoken".