Kolby (ThePug) Confessional EP:9
Last confessional I was a mess, this time I'm messier.
I basically had set up this extravagant plan to blindside my current white whale, Ben. Who hasn't done anything to me, he isn't even the biggest threat, and I genuinely like him, but I've somehow become obsessed with the thought of him living. My original plan had a ton of stages, like some super smash bros ultimate shit. But it failed. Because well, JP wasn't online that much and he was key.
My next plan after the Thomas vote? The coup to take Ben out again. It failed. Because JP wasn't online that much. I've created a fucking trend. Yet, I haven't necessarily shown my true colors of wanting him gone yet, due to the med-evac cancelling the Tribal Council. Tim's probably fucking ecstatic.
Now? I have big dreams, great aspirations, and a million fucking ideas. Now will they be executed? HOW WOULD I KNOW. But here's the basic premise; It's almost laughable... I- I want Ben gone again! Just because that'll swoop me into the Final 6 with two huge targets, the most apparent and overall threat Jared, whose playing easily the best social game, then Tim who has the whole like underdog, immunity narrative going on for him. Then there's little me, whose just attempting to dumb myself down and act oblivious to all, if not most of my surroundings, well lets be real- half of that's not an act!
But then leaves me with Eoin, who is clearly another huge threat to win after Jared, since he seems like the guy that can slip into Final Tribal Council easily gain the jury votes and the other finalists sitting there wondering where he came from.
I just want a sex-tuple Tribal Council at this point.