Luke | Confessional, Day 20, Azande
Before I start, I would like to thank Kolby and Bennett for the opportunity to come back for an All star season. I didn't see myself making it to merge, let along get 3rd place. I love my Dark horse style of gameplay label and hope to be able to see them up and about tengaged in other groups. This cast was fucking fantastic! Round of applause for a great season!
Wow, so this is it. My game got fucked because I didn't know what NOAKWG translated to. I still don't and nether do three unscramblers. I'm low-key disappointed in myself, but I can't be too mad. I completed plan friendship to the best of my ability and it wasn't good enough. I took out all of the big threat to give myself the best opportunity to succeed. I guess I set phil up, but either way I had a decent plan. A dark horse just placed higher then seventeen other players. We are all losers, but I'm the best loser. The biggest loser is the F2 guy, so yeah I'm top failure.
I knocked out Brady in a bitter sweet moment. Talking to him now, he says he would have taken me over Phil in the end. Really? I don't think it would have mattered because he would have won, but really? That could have changed everything, but I don't think I could have won. This scenario gave me the best odds of winning. I just didn't capture the moment.
Demikol finally made her first eviction in all her seasons on Kolby's survivor. She has reached her DEMIse!!!! (That's a gem! Are you not entertained?)
Wow, this is it. I have to kick myself out the door. Oh no, Karma is waiting for me. It looks angry! I don't want to go! Someone he........
Luke choked on the last immunity challenge because he doesn't live in the Congo or know anything about it. He BEARLY missed the finals! His hot steak went COLD! (I don't get to do the good quote Bennett had for me if I made finals. That's the real bummer of the series.)