01) Patti Labelle - TOOT - Yasssssss, vocals and just so gay. Like I just love this song.
02) The Cranberries - BOOT - I usually like their stuff but this just wasn't for eoin.
03) B*Witched - TOOT - Wow, two Irish entries in a row, I'm shook. This is an undeniable bop and is a perfect representation of the 90s.
04) The Proclaimers - TOOT - Wow, Alan would be so proud, I actually like this, and think its aged fairly well. Quite catchy and different to the rest of the bunch.
05) Spice Girls - BOOT - Of all the Spice Girls songs, really?
06) Lara Fabian - TOOT - This was just fine, I didn't like it or love it. MeDiUm ChAnCe Of GeTtInG pOiNtS.
07) Paula Abdul TOOT - Yasssss, bop. Crazy, sexy, cool sums this up. Doesn't have that 80s power, but it doesnt have to at the same time, it just straight up slays me.
08) Livin' Joy - TOOT - Yay i really liked this, it slayed me and holds up. A gay anthem, we stan.
09) Hole - TOOT - Would I have liked this song had it not been for drag race? Probably not. But it fucking slays me, one of my favourite rock songs.
10) Backstreet Boys - BOOT - Fight me, this is one of my least favourite songs ever, it annoys me greatly.
11) Deniece Williams - TOOT - I do really dig this and I applaud for being a classic without being a major artist, but I didn't find this as an impactful as I thought I was going to.
12) TLC - TOOT -
13) Samantha Fox - BOOT - Ehhhhh, this doesn't really do much for me, like I can't say it slays me, I don't feel like its the best 80s song of all time or anything.
14) Huey Lewis - BOOT - I'm so immunized that this song leaves no impact on me whatsoever, except I'm kinda sick of it.
15) La Bouche - BOOT - My least favourite song so far maybe? Just so darn annoying.
16) Lionel Richie - TOOT - Not my go to song by any means, but its a nice change of tempo while still maintaining that fun 80s flavour.
17) Bjork - TOOT - Now this...this is a fucking icon. The song's not my favourite but it's BJORK!
18) Chaka Khan BOOT - Sue me, I never liked this song, even if she's an icon. She has better.
19) Phil Collins - BOOT - You committed the worst crime of all...you bored me.
20) Jennifer Paige - BOOT - The most forgettable song so far? Just pretty middle of the road eh for me.
21) Whitney Houston - TOOT - Pure 80s pop perfection, vocally great and catchy as hell, a real contender if you ask me
22) Belinda Carlisle - BOOT - Well now I know why she's mostly known for 'Heaven is a Place on Earth' because of the rest of her discography is like this then trash.
23) ABBA - BOOT - Sue me x2, I'm not a big ABBA fan, I never really got them and this isn't even one of my favourite ABBA songs, sorry but its a no.
24) Mariah Carey - TOOT - I just can't. One of the most iconic songs of all time, it does hurt me to hear it at this time of year, but i can't hate on greatness.