Noah, January 7th
ALRIGHT! SO THIS IS MY FIRST LIKE REAL CONFESSIONAL OF THE SEASON! AND I’M HYPE AS FUCK.
Let’s start off with the pre-season, so before the season, I was about to leave a the challenge roblox game, but then I saw some homies joining. And included among the homies was Zach,but then I saw dad Crown Jewel.
TYLOR!
And I was like, I have a bad relationship with the man after sort of lying to his dumb face in Fresh Meat, so I was like trying to basically suck him and his friends dicks (metaphorically) the entire Roblox game. Taking out all their targets and etc.
Then, I was like, wait, I can blackmail this MOFO, since I am clearly superior to all those fuckers at The Challenge: Roblox, I’m like, what if I agree to throw the final (Because I don’t really give a shit about the challenge roblox) if Ty agrees to not target me on KTCS 6.
1000 IQ
So, the whiny child agrees to something like that and PRESTO. I’m in.
As for ALAN, I legit aligned with the man because he got me out in Codebreaker. I was basically like, in Game of Thrones and stuff, people would get married for political purposes, so I was like, what if I marry ALAN (In the game no homo) so if i get codebreaker again he’ll help me.
I understand it’s the equivalent of marrying someone because like their dog bit you once and you don’t want the dog to bite you again but I don’t care. Codebreaker is a Female Dog I.E. A Bitch.
Ok, so, coming into the game, I like knew I was aligning with Alan, and I got Mike and John set up, because John is homie, and Mike is like meh but I guess he’s cool, but I was looking out for John wen I told Mike to partner up with him. I’m like a matchmaker basically.
https://media.giphy.com/media/TEm4Yv3hGTw25hKI63/giphy.gif And then I was like, I want to talk to EVERYONE in the game so I literally messaged everyone in the game. I have now messaged all 27 other players at least once (as of this)
And suddenly, I’m the politics king. Has anyone else talked to EVERYONE.
DOUBT.
SO. I was wanting to go in against Nelson/Jay, win and push them in. But when I saw the maze, I was like you know what, I’m not winning a daily. So new plan.
Send Nelson/Jay in because it’s funny if Nelson gets first boot again, and get the people who won an easy skull so they help me out in the future. Ngl, I don’t really have a REASON for pushing Nelson/Jay, other than they were on my mind and I’m kinda buzzed. But, you know fuck it I love power.
So, I’m like why wait, people usually relax the first day of the vote, and to that I say FUCK YOU. If you relax, that’s R.I.P.
RELAXING. IS. PUSSY.
So, I’m pushing Nelson/Jay, and Adam/James are happy cuz that’s an easy skull for them, and it pisses Tylor off, which just makes me want to push them MORE.
I’m also shitting all over Ty’s game because it’s fun. I relayed everything he said to me about James being a threat to James, and now James is going to back me up.
Also, there’s no consequences to pushing another team and it backfiring and I go in, because I kinda WANT to go in. And if I didn’t vote myself, Adam/James will probably hook me up because I had them with an ez clap win.
Some people don’t want to do my biding, which is fine, I don’t care. The more people object, the more i want to send Nelson/Jay in.
So yeah, I’m kinda being chaotic just to be chaotic, because 1. I’m drunk and 2. I want to go in anyways so they literally can’t touch me.
This format mmmm so good.