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Survivor Rankings heading into Finale

Dec 9, 2016 by ziggyzaggy16
1. Ken

I know the likelihood of Ken winning is slim, but I've been rooting for him since the beginning and no matter how bad your team is you still gotta root for them. I mean he does have the Legacy Advantage so we'll see what he could bring to the game with that, if he makes a big move I could see him getting some votes at the end, but it's still gonna be tough to win.

BUT KEN PLEASE WIN AND SAVE THIS SEASON FROM ALL THESE ANNOYING PEOPLE!

2. Adam

Adam really showed the side of a Survivor player that I find respectable and I think he has a great strategy heading towards the end, but that doesn't discount the fact that he really is playing this like he is trying to make up for lost time. Right now he knows he can't beat David in the end and he only has a slim chance against Jay. He is scrambling to put himself into a strong final three with big power moves under his belt and I don't know if he's gonna pull it off. Also, he was way less annoying this episode, except for the weird relationship him and Jay have, it's just awkward.

3. Bret

Bret is currently there. Literally, he's cruising along for the ride, ultimate goat. Take him to the end if you wanna win. He's getting one jury vote from Sunday and that's it. The only reason he is ranked this high is because the other three are so annoying!

4. Hannah

Sunday....you voted out Sunday! The perfect goat to take to the end of the game. You realize you have like no shot of winning unless you are sitting next to Ken and Bret and I still don't think she will win. She screwed herself, way too paranoid, overthinks every situation, and still makes dumb decisions. I hope she loses because she won't deserve it.

5. Jay

The annoying underdog Ozzy storyline! This guy has not strategized at all and has been carried through the entire game! And he's one of the most likely to win, WHAT THE HECK PEOPLE! Firstly, he never knows what is going to happen at each vote. He has only voted in the majority ONE TIME THE ENTIRE MERGE! How is such an incompetent level of strategic play deserving of a win. And he's only won two immunity challenges so it's not like he is a challenge beast unless he wins these next three to the finish! UGH!

6. David

David is a good strategic player, I will admit that, but it is getting to the point where his allies are pulling him through and he's not strategizing which could hurt him in the end. The real reason I don't like David is his personality. His personality is the exact depiction of a person that I do not like to be around. He is whiny, needy, and requires constant approval of how well he is doing by the Jeff Probst Fan Club. He cries about how hard it is, which is understandable every once in a while, but not three times every freakin' episode! Pull it together, you really can't suck it up with like 4 days left in the game! And then he AND Jeff Probst act like it's an amazing accomplishment when he performs a task that the rest of the group does anyway.
This would be Jeff at camp:

*Ken walks by with two giant logs for the shelter*
*Bret walks out of the ocean with three fish*
*Hannah and Adam cook rice and fish for everyone*

Jeff: *silence*

*David musters up all his strength to pick up a coconut*

Jeff: Look at you David! Becoming a new man out here as you overcome your fears! You are proving to the world that you are a strong and courageous person, but more importantly you are proving that to yourself!

David (crying): Thank you, Jeff! I am so glad that you understand that I must be constantly validated for every simple, daily task I complete!

David should never have signed up for Survivor if he is afraid of coming out of the bubble he grew up in where he wasn't required to lift a finger. Welcome to the real world, "Do you have some anxiety? WELL SUCK IT UP!"

Also, do you notice how not a single immunity challenge this season has required sheer physicality. Nope its all puzzles and balances, beneficial for smart, short people. I wonder....

Comments

Jay has done some pretty great strategy.
Sent by Brandontehstick,Dec 9, 2016
*HANGS TICKET #9*
Sent by VegasBoy94,Dec 10, 2016
*GRABS TICKET*
Sent by ThePug,Jan 30, 2017

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