So right now I have a high ankle sprain that's forcing me to walk around on crutches and I'm in a giant boot. This means I can't play soccer for my high school soccer team or my local township team. I also can't march in my high school band, but instead I stand at the front of the field and just play my instrument during the shows.
On top of this I am sick with a head cold so I decided to make myself some ice cream to feel bette because, I mean, who doesn't make themselves pity ice cream when they are sick.
So I hobbled over to the kitchen to get myself some ice cream. I went to get the chocolate syrup out of the fridge and when I was hobbling back to the counter I dropped the container on the floor and chocolate syrup exploded everywhere on the floor! So it took me about 10 minutes to clean up the chocolate syrup then I went to put chocolate syrup on my ice cream, but it wasn't coming out of the bottle. So I took off the cap to pour it out slowly, but then I noticed there was a crack in the bottle and some was seaping out onto the counter. So I turned the bottle over but forgot the cap was off and poured half the chocolate syrup into the sink! I washed the syrup out of the sink and cleaned off the counter. Then I just decided to pour the remaining chocolate syrup into a plastic container and put it in the fridge.
Anyways, that's my life right now! I doubt anyone actaully bothered to read through that whole thing, but about halfway through that story I just started laughing because I felt so stupid!