Obviously there's zero shot of a season like this ever happening (literally legally it cannot happen) but I thought it'd be interesting to try and guess what would happen if they got all 23 winners from the official BBUS seasons to play again.
23rd - Evel Dick
Dick has just made way too many enemies to remain in the house, and in a cast of 23, I think an easy boot probably goes first.
22nd - Josh
I could go either way with Josh, I could see him going out early or making a deep run. I put him here at 22 because I think a cast of winners could see him as a person who could easily be dragged along as an easy beat, and he's also a person who has unbreakable relationships in the house (like Kaycee).
21st - Kaycee
If Josh goes early, I could see Kaycee following.
20th - Dan
Just way too big of a target to remain in the game for a long time.
19th - Nicole F
I think people definitely see her as a big threat and it does not help that she has bad blood with Cody (and probably Derrick by proxy) as well as Rachel, who would probably also be close with Jordan.
18th - Drew
Just doesn't seem like he'd be that well connected with the other winners, another easy boot.
17th - Adam
Another easy boot because I'm not sure how many friends he has in the house and I don't really see him getting into the big alliance on a season like this.
16th - Cody
I think Cody/Derrick are too intimidating a duo, so a shot would be taken at them around this point I think.
15th - Xavier
I don't know, I just don't think X would have the chops for a season like this and I also think he'd have a target on his back being the most recent winner.
14th - Jackson
Probably gets taken out early as well as to prevent a comp run late in the game.
I'd imagine the jury would be 11 people on a big cast like this.
13th - Steve
This seems about right, he is someone I could also see making a deep run into the game, but I just don't know if he could measure up on a season like this. I'd imagine there'd be some big group calling the shots and I don't think Steve would be apart of it.
12th - Maggie
Not a person I see digging their claws into the house socially, but a savvy enough player to make it this far.
11th - Hayden
I think Hayden probably presents himself as a big threat around this point, and that's when everyone else decides that it's time to get rid of him, although I definitely see him as a power player in this season.
10th - Ian
The worry that Ian would ace all the mental comps in the endgame would eventually catch up with him, and he'd get sent out of the game a few rounds before then.
9th - Mike Boogie
This may be way too high. I'm kind of unsure of where to put Mike Boogie because he definitely has a 0 percent chance of winning, he would be a house pariah like we've never seen before. He either goes out at 23rd, or no one would want to waste an HoH on him because again, he would never win in any hypothetical situation ever.
8th - Dr. Will
Too big of a threat to even let near the endgame, because if he somehow starts winning comps and makes it to the end, there is not one person who could beat him.
7th - Derrick
As with Will, he's too legendary of a player to let near the end, pretty much regardless of his game he would probably beat anybody.
6th - Rachel
I see her as a significant player on a season like this, but again, she's a very legendary character which makes her a threat to win on a season like this, and people would also want to split her and Jordan up.
5th - Andy
I could see Andy win out with this group, but I could also see him go out around here as too big of a competition threat.
4th - Eddie
I think Eddie would play kind of a boring game, and I think he'd go a long way because he's not a threat to win any of the competitions. However, if he reached the end there's a very good chance he would win, so he'd probably go out around here.
3rd - Jun
I think Jun is probably our fallen angel if the season shakes out this way, I just think she might be a little too high profile to make the final 2.
F2 - Jordan & Lisa
2nd - Jordan
I don't think Jordan's gameplay could muster up the respect of some of the game's greatest players.
1st - Lisa
I think Lisa is just savvy enough and her threat level is super low going into a season like this, so I could definitely see her being very well liked while also shocking some people with her shrewd gameplay.
