1) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.
2) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.
3) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.
4) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down Economics without interruption.
5) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub to do #1.
6) For all the married people out there, getting out of the shower to go might just ruin the mood.
7) For all the single people out there, getting out of the shower might just ruin the solo mood.
8) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.
9) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for me.
10) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with overflushing.
1) A handwritten note from the rest of your fraternity that reads: FAIL THIS TEST AND WE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
2) If you're a guy, you don't want to find your male professor's phone number.
3) Drool.
4) The phone number for that school that Sally Struthers talks about in her commercial (Do You Wanna Make More Money?!?).
5) An essay question that reads "Explain the history of the Russian Empire in Limerick Format".
6) Something that looks like white out but doesn't really cover up any words.
7) An English test in Spanish.
8) Where page 5 is supposed to contain questions 50-69, you find a note in black magic marker that reads "DROP THIS CLASS NOW YOU MORON!!"
9) A question that offers you multiple choice answers that range from "A" to "ZZ".
10) A copy of a steamy E-mail from your professor to your current g0irlfriend.
1) Woodshop 101 with Three-Fingered McGillicudy
2) Cermanic Pottery 101--Sculpting with expired government cheese
3) Pharmacy 202--The "lab" is off-campus and frequently gets raided.
4) U.S.History 101--Professor requires a "Hier Professor" one armed salute at the start of each class.
5) Probability 204--Class spends whole semester working on "Bovine Bingo" project. A large field is sectioned off into squares and tries to predict where the Agriculture Dept's cow will "use the facilities."
6) Technology 308--Atari 2600 or Mattel Intellivision... which one was cooler?
7) Motion Pictures 218--The Study of 80's Film...aka.. Where the Hell did Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald disappear to???
8) Physical Education 108--Nude Telephone Pole Climbing
9) Archaeology 301--Learning Proper Digging Technique.. PREREQUISITE: Archaeology 201--How To Avoid Natural Gas Pipelines
10) Music 101--Bananarama... The White Supremes of Music or Just A Bunch of Eurosluts??
1) "You're The Cheez Wiz on my potato."
2) "Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy."
3) "I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto Bismol."
4) "You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder."
5) "I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion."
6) "I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg."
7) "You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon at Waffle House."
8) "I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a Klingon."
9) "I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a fix from a dirty needle."
10) "Its either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with someone tonight!"
