1) "You're The Cheez Wiz on my potato."
2) "Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy."
3) "I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto Bismol."
4) "You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder."
5) "I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion."
6) "I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg."
7) "You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon at Waffle House."
8) "I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a Klingon."
9) "I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a fix from a dirty needle."
10) "Its either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with someone tonight!"
