wen u get into final 10 how many people r nommed this is my 1st time in one where 4 people r nommed at a time but not sure wen it starts 2 go to 3 people
1) Brings you the bone and buries the newspaper.
2) Can't say "Meow" but "Moo" instead.
3) You catch him saying "Yo Taco Bell Quiero" repeatedly.
4) Was held back in Obedience School.
5) Still hasn't learned not to hike on electrical sockets.
6) Other dogs regularly place a "Kick Me" sign on its butt.
7) Isn't sure if its eat out of the food bowl and poop in the litter box or the other way around.
8) Likes to sleep on the timed sprinkler head.
9) Confuses Laundry Basket and Litter Box cause they both involve the same letters.
10) Keeps trying to go in the backdoor on the doghouse.
1) For starters, this list is being read at your funeral.
2) Your package starts growling.
3) Goo starts leaking out of the package seems.
4) Its one of those snow globes and the fun is already gone by you shaking it early.
5) The message of "This Box Will Self Destruct in 30 Seconds" sends everyone in the house into a mild panic.
6) Cause the words "Shake Well Before Opening" were nowhere to be found on the wrapping paper, that's why!!!
7) No one will want a Busch Cold Beer now for at least an hour or two.
8) You just made your new goldfish think it was a typhoon and he has now thrown up in his bowl.
9) Cause somehow you've activated the Furby and it won't f*&$#@% shut up!!!
1) No more receiving NRA mail by mistake.
2) More bitches, less hos.
3) Personal, not team, cheerleaders.
4) Better pension plan.
5) No matter how popular it might be, NSync can not sing the national anthem at any games...ever.
6) Marv Albert is not allowed any locker rooms...ever.
7) If one of us gets to choke the coach, we all get to choke the coach.
8) Each team gets two,not one, token white guys.
9) Beating the s*** out of Dennis Rodman for making that movie with Jean Claude Van Damme is not a fragrant foul.
10) Madonna is the offical league groupie
1) You insist that all of your employees add "Stone Cold" in front of their regular names.
2) You script out your lovemaking sessions with your spouse.
3) Slipping into something more comfortable involves a cape and a mask.
4) You hear the phrase "One Eyed Monster" and think of the character "Kane" and not something dirty.
5) You pat your wife on the butt and call her "My Little Luchador"
6) Midget wrestling has replaced Game Night on Fridays.
7) When you come home from work, you insist that your spouse play your entrance music as you walk into the house.
8) The only way you'll watch Ally McBeal on Monday nights is if that bitch shows up as the love interest of The Big Valbowski.
9) Upon leaving the bathroom, you advise others not to go in there unless "they want to smell what the Rock was cooking."
10) Before you actually spank your child, you stomp the floor.
1) Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
2) As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
3) Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
4) Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.
5) Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.
6) Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
7) Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
8) Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
9) Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
10) Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
