1) No more receiving NRA mail by mistake.
2) More bitches, less hos.
3) Personal, not team, cheerleaders.
4) Better pension plan.
5) No matter how popular it might be, NSync can not sing the national anthem at any games...ever.
6) Marv Albert is not allowed any locker rooms...ever.
7) If one of us gets to choke the coach, we all get to choke the coach.
8) Each team gets two,not one, token white guys.
9) Beating the s*** out of Dennis Rodman for making that movie with Jean Claude Van Damme is not a fragrant foul.
10) Madonna is the offical league groupie
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