1) To scope out any single teachers for Daddy.
2) To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald's manager uses daily.
3) No cable at home so the kids watch it at school and fill you in at dinner.
4) To scam some more finger paint for Mom and Dad's late night erotic rendezvous.
5) After the same damn episode of Barney 2500 times, its either send them to school or drop them off at the dump at the outskirts of town.
6) So someone else can deal with the psychotic little shits.
7) Not getting enough paste in their diet at home.
8) Easier to run escort service out of home when they're not around.
9) To learn the fine art of seducing older, more powerful male role models in order to get what you want or to fly on Air Force One
1) Its named Heaven's Waiting Room.
2) Hourly enemas.
3) Cheap ass TV antenna can't pick up Xena: Warrior Princess.
4) Defibrilator doubles as a remote control.
5) Its named Matlock Manor.
6) No furniture in it outside of beds and lots of caskets.
7) Radio stations alternate between Glenn Miller and broadcasting Last Rites in every language known to man.
8) You can't ring a nurse but you can page the attorney's office down the hall.
9) Rectal thermometers made of wood.
10) Two words: Community Bedpan.
1) Often confused for Bigfoot by the Weekly World News.
2) Norelco Electric Razor Salespeople harass on your way to your car.
3) Your AOL login name is Cousin IT.
4) You're banned from all the local pools due to clogging their drains.
5) Date comments on the great furry toilet seat..you don't remember buying one.
6) You get real paranoid when you light a cigarette.
7) Hair Club For Men members picket your house out of jealousy.
8) Your stylist uses Hedge Clippers to trim you.
9) Your dog can't find a leg to hump.
10) Bald guys accidentally run into you with glue on their heads hoping to score a cheap toupee.
1) "Boy, I'd like to fill her net."
2) "Wanna see my Buffalo Sabre?"
3) "Want to go to my place for a one-timer?"
4) "He Scores, he shoots."
5) "I wouldn't mind being in her crease."
6) "I'd take her into the boards...headboards that is."
7) "She makes me wanna lose my stick, throw down and go at it."
8) "I'd like to put the Penalty in her Penalty Box".
9) "I wouldn't mind introducing her cups to my Lord Stanley."
10) "Damn...she's got some MIGHTY Ducks!"
1) Microsoft Serve Ice Cream.
2) Mouse with real mouse fur.
3) "Netboy"...an NBC sitcom starring Tony Danza.
4) Q-Bert III.
5) Janet Reno Striptease Screensaver.
6) Bill Gates Raps With The Fat Boys--Microsoft-Word To Your Browser!
7) Microsoft Core Porn.
8) Microsoft Rock Hits of The 80's.
9) Male Blow Up Doll That's Micro AND Soft.
10) Just raise a mug of Bill Gates' BAD ASS ALE!!!
i got hoh 3 times for the 1st time and i got hoh on day 6 so im safe final day hopefully i can win this would be my third rookies win if i win tom i also got 2 2nd place but i get no bets :/
