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EUROVISION 2018 RANK: POST-REHEARSALS UPDATE

May 5, 2018 by ricktworick1
LOVE:
1. Cyprus: Eleni Foureira - Fuego (=) - already loved her song, but damn that staging really exceeded my expectations
2. France: Madame Monsieur - Mercy (+7) - simple yet so GOOD
3. Greece: Yianna Terzi - Oneiro Mou (+1) - song is great but the staging at the moment is legit nothing
4. Ukraine: MÉLOVIN - Under the Ladder (+4) - probably winning SF2
5. Israel: Netta Barzilai - Toy (-3) - hype is kind of dying down now
6. Denmark: Rasmussen - Higher Ground (-3) - ok staging
7. Slovenia: Lea Sirk - Hvala, ne! (+5) - she probably won't qualify but hey it's a tune and the staging is nice as well
8. Czech Republic: Mikolas Josef - Lie to Me (-2) - hot and recently injured what a combo
9. Poland: Gromee ft. Lukas Meijer - Light Me Up (-2) - an ok staging for this catchy tune
10. FYR Macedonia: Eye Cue - Lost and Found (-5) - WILL MACEDONIA EVER GET STAGING RIGHT?

LIKE:
11. Finland: Saara Aalto - Monsters (+2) - the staging may help the song scrape into the finals
12. Portugal: Cláudia Pascoal - O jardim (-2) - her new hairdye needs to GO
13. Estonia: Elina Nechayeva - La Forza (+6) - great staging and the song is growing on me
14. Sweden: Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off (+2) - as usual good staging from Sweden
15. Malta: Christabelle - Taboo (-4) - suffering from the problem of extremely short camera shots
16. Belgium: Sennek - A Matter of Time (-2) - she sounds better live but that dress...yikes
17. Serbia: Sanja Ilić & Balkanika - Nova deca (-2) - their staging is just lol

OK
18. Moldova: DoReDos - My Lucky Day (+10) - can't believe this horrid trainwreck of a song is growing on me, but i must admit their staging is one of the best
19. Albania: Eugent Bushpepa - Mall (+1) - maybe or maybe not
20. Switzerland: Zibbz - Stones (-3) - nice energetic performance
21. Hungary: AWS - Viszlát nyár (+2) - another country benefitting from good staging
22. Lithuania: Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We're Old (+15) - another grower with good staging
23. Italy: Ermal Meta  & Fabrizio Moro - Non mi avete fatto niente (-5) - not bad but nothing outstanding
24. San Marino: Jessika ft. Jenifer Brening - Who We Are (+10) - moves up a lot bc the robots are just a GAG #JusticeForValentina
25. Austria: Cesár Sampson - Nobody But You (-4) - expected more from the rehearsals
26. Croatia: Franka - Crazy (+5) - her performance brings the otherwise mediocre song slightly up there
27. Belarus: Alekseev - Forever (+5) - slightly growing on me, but damn this staging is so tacky
28. Spain: Alfred & Amaia - Tu canción (-2) - well their rehearsal was ranked last for the big 5 + host
29. Netherlands: Waylon - Outlaw in 'Em (-7) - seems like they want to sabotage themselves

MEH
30. Azerbaijan: AISEL - X My Heart (+6) - slightly growing on me plus the staging is quite nice
31. Bulgaria: EQUINOX - Bones (-2) - surprisingly their rehearsals were not very good
32. Australia: Jessica Mauboy - We Got Love (-8) - meanwhile jessica has two horrible days of rehearsing
33. Armenia: Sevak Khanagyan - Qami (-6) - it feels like Armenia's entry is now fading into the background
34. Ireland: Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together (+1) - he brought the gays!!!
35. Latvia: Laura Rizzotto - Funny Girl (-5) - an entry that just exists
36. Romania: The Humans - Goodbye (-3) - goodbye to what? the perfect qualification record?
37. United Kingdom: SuRie - Storm (-12) - uk knows not to care when they have no chance at all
38. Germany: Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone (=) - i don't hate it anymore plus they have decent staging

BAD
39. Norway: Alexander Rybak - That's How You Write A Song (+4) - dire song but can't deny the performance
40. Georgia: Iriao - For You (-1) - 5 old guys standings on the stage how exciting
41. Iceland: Ari Ólafsson - Our Choice (=) - at least he's cute?
42. Montenegro: Vanja Radovanović - Inje (-2) - he's a candidate for barbara dex this year

DEATH
43. Russia: Yulia Samoylova - I Won't Break (-1) - she will break

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Comments

she will break

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sent by varlto,May 5, 2018
Yulia is so much more entertaining than Rybak she’s so bad and the staging is so ridic was love it
Sent by TheGoodMan,May 5, 2018
WILL MACEDONIA EVER GET STAGING RIGHT?

I WISH </3
Sent by MyMilkshakes,May 5, 2018
Norway is winning
Sent by LiukBB,May 7, 2018

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