Let me tell you the story of when carsonl and alireza1373 started dating. I got added to a group call once upon a blue moon. It was an omgpop call so there were at least four others on the call. After about the fifth game, when all the laughter and jokes quieted down, there was a sound of someone rolling around in bed loudly. The call got silent. All of a sudden a little whisper was heard. A whisper that said, "Ali can I smash your backdoors in?"
You think this would of made it awkward? Sure, there were a few giggles, but Ali, The Alireza1373 stuttered out a nice yes. From that day on their loved bloomed. If you were ever in a group chat with the two you would have seen for yourself. Sometimes Carson even told of their lives together outside of tengaged.
[3:54:45 AM] Carson: Ali dick stuck in my bumhole, HELP
[3:59:07 AM] Carson: Hes grabbing the butter now
[4:00:19 AM] Carson: I hope he doesnt get pissed if i fart
[4:01:41 AM] Carson: He broke my backdoors
Like every couple though, they had their fights. Racial slurs were sometimes thrown or just insults of any degree.
[2:23:41 AM] A L I: hug?
[2:23:56 AM] Carson : fuck no, ur gonna strap a bomb on my back
[2:24:15 AM] Carson : no offense tho
The couple still managed to stay together though. I know they will get mad at me about this blog since they weren't really telling others. I just couldn't resist to congratulate the on their anniversary. So happy three months alireza1373 and carsonl i love you both! < 3
[6:46:21 PM] Jeff: Jess: Flawless, Fearless, Fabulous. One in a kind cutie. Big enough tits to turn any gay boy straight. My closest BFF. 'Nuff Said.
Dear Jess Mckenzie
Sep 19, 2014 by mikespike
AKA owlb0ned
I love everything about you and you are easily the person on this site that I have the most in common with. We share the same dirty fucked up sense of humour and you always laugh at my jokes, even when no one else does. Sucks that we havent been able to talk as much lately because of timezones and just not being able to, but you will always be the reason I stuck around on this site for as long as I have. I hope one day we can meet in real life so we can make sweet love for hours on end and talk shit about everyone we know.
Also will you go to T-Prom with me and take my T-ginity?
Oh and I nearly forgot to mention how much i love your titties!
Lots of love, Mike Daddy
2 votes, 42 points
Jess
Nov 8, 2014 by vikejk17
owlb0ned
First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :)
I've known you for such a long time, yet we were never truly friends up until about two months ago when I came back to the site. Me you and Darrel were on call and I think it was definately you two who convinced me to stay logged in longer. I've always liked you, but I never knew what there was behind the curtain. I'm glad to say that i've found another person that I care about deeply, on multiple of levels. There's that feeling you get with certain people that is alot different compared to others. Darrel for instance, is a friend for life. I love going on calls with you and I love almost everything about you. You make my day whenever we talk because I know how lucky I am to talk to such an amazing person inside and out. I feel thankful that I came back when I did, because if I didn't we might not have ever gotten so close :). We are going to be friends for a long time because we are so alike and so different in many perfect ways. I love you!!! I hope you have the best Birthday possible and make it count because it only comes around once a year! You're one of the most genuine people not just on tengaged but in general. :) Happy Birthday Jess! < 3 (hiedi)
2 votes, 44 points
[3:40:07 PM] It's Funnehliner Betch: Jess you are the cutest and Im sure that you have tengaged's best butt as well LOL, ily and Im glad Ive met you and Im sure we 2 fit together because we both have like crazy accents
The only reason I met Jess, was because one frightful night, I had the misfortune of being added to a call. It was no regular call. IT WAS A CALL THAT INSIDE CONTAINED A FATTY AND A SLUT. But, in this call, were two angels among demons, There names are Jess and Valdamien. Bless.
Sent by JeanTheBean,Aug 5, 2013
[7:40:49 PM] #phalanges (andalarew): you are a sweet and amazing person. Even though u nomminated me over trash in a skype game. your accent is splendid and you are very pretty. Ily < 3
[7:48:38 PM] derrick: jess I love you so much I love being on calls with you, you make me laugh... Your accent is hot as fuck too! Like makes me have wet dreams :D
[8:04:25 PM] Cfff < 3 Kimi: jess i love you so much!!! you're one of my favorite girls on this site.. you are one of the most real people on this site and super sweet.. I love talking to you and I love your super cute accent.. Sugar daddy for life < 33
Jess, coming onto Tengaged I didn't expect to meet people I consider to be best friends or even like a sister to me. Then I met you. You are honestly one of the nicest, kindest tengagers I've met on this site and I love and adore you with all my heart. You deserve everything good going your way, you know how to make me laugh and I love your accent especially when you say what (wot) or fuck (fock). I hope we can remain great friends for years to come even though we don't know each other in real life. You are simply outstanding, beautiful and amazing. I love you Jess, thanks for being my friend < 3
-Ivannbabyx
Jess- Hey Jess :) so you're like super chill which is great :D I love our little 1 on 1 convo's although they rarely happen because you have more friends I guess ROFL :P but w.e I like them anyway because you're easy to get along with and kind ^_^. I don't know how we started talking but I think it was I asked you a question on ask.fm? but am I glad I did, because I found one of the nicest people on here, I'd like to think of you as a good friend on here even if we talk like once a fortnight LOL and I think im the only straight person who just wants to be friends and doesn't have a crush on you xD, you like good tv shows like UFC and I do too which is totally cool! and you have an amazing personality so it's easy to see why you're getting popular on here. You're really cute irl and pretty which is awesome and cool ^_^ I wish we talked more but idc I like when we do and I hope to see you higher up in the future! ^_^ - Vans/Charlie
From baza76
Jessica Faye Ann McKenzie
Sep 13, 2014 05:45:40
to owlb0ned
Your amazing and you know i love you. Your so sweet and pretty AND YOUR A REAL GIRL! LIKE OMG S0OJGOIHASEOIPOAJITPIHSAKGNJLGNBLJAFWAVATHESNWP9OIUTNTKLEAJT :*
owlb0ned - Jess you're a lovely girl :D we've only been on a group call once and you're so so lovely but also really chilled and just an all round awesome person so i'm glad i met you on here :p
- Shonaynay
From James1990
Oh your opinon thing.
Sep 15, 2014 12:45:29
to owlb0ned
Jess Jess Jess!
Such a boss person to speak to, Love the way you say chicken nuggets,
And your amazing! Can tell you anything and that's why I like you being my freind:-)
[4:34:14 PM] Ali | CutieAmy: You always get added to random calls I am in. I love your accent to death and you like to joke around which makes me laugh every time. I always see you helping people around which proves that you are a good/caring person. I love you to pieces and you are just amazing overall.
From LeXXXy
No title
Sep 15, 2014 16:35:15
to owlb0ned
Jess, i can remember when we first met and it was on a skype call with Derrick and i remember thinking to myself "who is this bitch from hogwarts?" Ever since then our friendship has grown and i have come to know such an hilarious, quirky, caring and charismatic cunt such as yourself and i have had a blast doing so. You are always eager to help your friends and being an easy-going, live-happy type of girl comes naturally to you and that's why i love you ♥
From MrPokeguy9
HEY GIRL
Sep 15, 2014 16:55:10
to owlb0ned
Jess, you are probably one of the most kind-hearted, sweetest and nicest girls I've met on this site, no matter what you always have a reason to be positive and that's why I love you. Even though we haven't not spoken much since stars I still know you are always there for me and when we do talk it's always sincere and honest. You are one of the few true heroes on this site and I hope you always remember to be yourself and that is a funny, happy, lovely human being. Ily Jess :)
From suzycroatia
No Title
Sep 15, 2014 16:39:46
to owlb0ned
Jessss < 3 I think we've known each other for like year and a half now and to be honest i'm sorry that we aren't as close cuz you rockkk. I think you're a sweetheart and you're always so nice to me and i'm so jealous of your accent :( i loved our convo from that day when i found out we have a lot of things in common so I hope we can become closer :') loveees youuu
From JeffWinger
No Title
Sep 15, 2014 18:26:59
to owlb0ned
Jess- I dont know you that well but everything i know i love. Everyone always seems to gravitate towards you and after getting to know you i understand why. You are beautiful, smart, funny and just great to have a conversation with. I have loved getting to know you so far, and look forward to getting to know you more!
From Maxi1234
hi opinion
Sep 15, 2014 18:28:31
to owlb0ned
You're really pretty and you have an outstanding personality, I think you're also very genuine and classy.
You're an ideal friend the guy that'll end up having ya is a real lucky gentleman ;) x
From cfff
sorry for my late opinion!
Sep 15, 2014 18:29:30
to owlb0ned
Jess< 3 You are such a fun and amazing person< 3 Nothing is better than you screaming
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN on calls! You are super funny and always been a good friend to me. We should def talk more < 3
From sahmosean
opinion
Sep 15, 2014 18:42:30
to owlb0ned
Jess you're so beautiful I never need someone to make me a stars sign again
but the reason I like you is that you're a good friend and a fun person =]
also you have a great singing voice I hope we collaborate some day
From AustinRules6969
hi
Sep 15, 2014 19:20:02
to owlb0ned
i absolutely love you. we've been friends for as long as i can remember and, although we've never been close, i absolutely love you. you're very sweet and down to earth and just completely adorable. you're very beautiful as well. love you :*
From BengalBoy
Re: No title
Sep 16, 2014 03:54:21
to owlb0ned
Awwwwwwwwwwww thanks Jess! Ever since the time you wrote "Dru's Clunge" on a sign and took a pic of it next to your pussy I knew we'd be great mates. But you're more than just a piece of clunge, you have nerves of steel and the spirit of Ian Beale, you're a top lass even when you're not topless and it's always a good laugh when we chat. You're one of my top m8s too even though we don't talk much, we should rly keep in touch more although a lot of that's on me as well. If we went to school together and had school dinners I'd let you have my mashed potato even though a lot of that is cuz I'm not a big fan of mashed potato and they wouldn't let me leave the dinner hall till I'd eaten it. I might make fun of you maybe 40 or 50 percent of the time but it's only out of affection and in reality I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend. I remember the time I stayed up so I could help you not get e-r*ped and I know if anyone ever tried to e-r*pe me you'd do the same for me, and that's what friends are for. ur me fav cos ur special. ILYSFM. top respect Jess
owlb0ned - Jess, I met you during one of Jay's skype calls and we became friends and had safety every game after that. You're pretty funny and chill!
- Brawley
owlb0ned - I know of you, never spoke much with you but you seem sweet and made me a nice sign!
-Vindaloo
From sihz
Re: babe xxx
Sep 17, 2014 12:36:53
to owlb0ned
Jess (inlove) I feel like its been a while since we last talked but that doesnt mean i've forgot about you!! You're one of the most real and genuinely nice girls on this place which is hard to find. Idek how we met but from what i've seen and known, you're a very caring and and loving friend (and gf lol)!! im glad we became friends out of nowhere i guess we got that chemistry going xxxx I love you and don't ever change ok? < 3
From Cornelia
Opinion
Sep 17, 2014 14:00:07
to owlb0ned
Jess is my fellow Brit doing the dirty on us in the fat ol' US of A. You're a laidback, friendly and funny person who made me feel comfortable when I spoke to you! and you can actually pull off something I can't and that is being a real girl! ;) We don't speak as much as I would like but when we do our banter unites and can even push people like tinabeena over
From NegaSub
Opinion
Sep 17, 2014 22:49:25
to owlb0ned
I have known Jess for a long while, she was one of the first people I met on this site - back during when Skype games were very hyped up. Slowly we built a bit of a friendship and I can say, while a bit to handle at first, she has become one of my favorite people to talk to and play with on this site. She is rambunctious, kind, has one of the best accents you will ever hear, and overall, is an awesome person.
From coreyants
opinion
Sep 18, 2014 20:02:16
to owlb0ned
Sorry I've been busy!
But I really think you're down to earth. You're always there for me & you like my facebook statuses, haha. I do think sometimes you care too much about what other people think (like the public when you're in Stars) lol and try too hard at times to be popular, but I would too if I was in your position LOL. You're a very loyal friend though & very easy going to talk to when going on calls. I think you'll have an amazing future as you're very passionate about what you study! Love you < 3
"owlb0ned ~ I miss our calls lmao ugh stupid laptop fucking up so i cant skype on there and phone sucks with skype lmao. But you are really nice and i enjoy talking to you when we do and playing with you!!! You are pretty too! We need to talk more tho :b"
-Dhucking_quacks
"Jess Ily So much Your soooooo funny i guess you rember me but we havent talked much on this accout ILY"
-Lol4ever
Baznelia's Top 20 Most Attractive Tengagers - #4
May 31, 2014 by Cornelia
owlb0ned
Baza's Ranking: 8
Corn's Ranking: 4
Average: 6.0
Corn's Opinion: You're so gorgeous, and I always hear people compliment you on your looks. You know I think you're an amazing person, congrats!
Baza's Opinion: I seriously think your the prettiest girl on this site. You have the looks and the personality making you probably a perfect girlfriend for any straight guy (kiss)
From Marwane
My opinion
Sep 19, 2014 03:29:15
to owlb0ned
You are a lovely person and very funny I ammm soooo happy we met cause honestly u are an amazing person I love u so much and I can't see tengaged without u we have become so close lately and I can't wait until December so we can talk on calls and stuff again i love U so muchhhh and ur voice is perfectionnnnnnn
"owlb0ned - oh jess u are like my bestest friend on here tbh we talk every single day and talk about our private and sex lives lmao youre so funny though dont change"
- africanwoman
"owlb0ned - Jess, little cute whatever I dont know where the fuck you come from US or UK, muffin with a cute singing voice. I love your humor at some parts but I absolutely hated playing Stars with you, simply for the fact that the game got too much in your head and made you way too sassy & controlfreakish, otherwise since then we never really talked but I still think that outside such stressful shit you're a genuine nice person"
-funnehliner
[5:30:02 PM] Christian (AxKxAxBatman): Okay so Jess I have known you for a while and we use to talk back in the day about people we liked and then we sort of drifted apart after that so I am glad we could reconnect again. We still do not talk as much now, but I do think we have been talking more then we use to and I like that. I also hope we can continue to still talk because I like when we do. I think you are funny and sweet and I love your accent it is so cute. I also like that sometimes you tell your problems to me and same with me and I wish we would do that more because I like when you give me advice on stuff and I hope you like the advice I give you too because I like giving you advice. You can be really helpful when I need it so thank you for that. I also love that you live England cause I love England and I want to go back some day so find a way to make it happen please ty :D Jess you are such a sweetheart to people and do not change that about yourself. Also, I like that when we play monopoly we help each other and oh yeah you are welcome for helping you a lot with your hunger games win too :P lets continue to talk more please?
From CutieAmy
No title
Jan 8, 2015 12:05:16
to owlb0ned
Jess you are my love, my life, and my everything! Can't believe a year ago I used to hate the shit out of you. Probably because you had such a strong personality, but I feel like lately you have been more yourself and you are enjoying the site and you make an effort to make friends and especially talking to me ^_^
