the "hit" show beat shazam on fox because i want to apply for it and i've determined that half these teams suck and i could win fairly easily... the catch is that i don't fit any of the archetypes they cast. their casts consist of 3 distinct groups: people who have done something exceptional / d-list celebrities / boring married couples and unfortunately me & my duo that hasn't signed on but i would convince him ( mastropola) fit into none of the categories. if anybody here is secretly best friends with jamie foxx and can get me casted hmu
mastropola i was gonna add a line about how we could get performatively married for the show but i'm still not sure if the tengaged public accepts gay marriage
