I NEEDED TO SHIT BUT EVERYTHING WAS CLOSED AND I WAS 45 MIN AWAY FROM HOME SO I COULDNT HOLD BUT THEN MIRACULOUSLY I FOUND A PUBLIC BATHROOM IN A PARK AT HARVARD CAMPUS. THERE LIL GABRIEL GO TO TAKE A BIG FAT SHIT AND WHEN I AM DONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?????? NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER :OOOOO I GASPED AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SCREAM. WHAT DO I DO?? I USE MY UNDERWEAR AS A FUCKING TOILET PAPER AND WIPE MY ASS AND THEN THROW MY UNDERWEAR AWAY. AFTER THIS TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE I WALK BACK TO MY CAR AND START MY DRIVE HOME THINKING I WAS DONE. PUT SOME KIM PETRAS ON AND SINGS ALONG. 10 MINUTES HAS PASSED AND GUESS WHAT????? I HAD TO FUCKING SHIT AGAIN. THIS TIME I WAS DETERMINED I WAS GOING TO HOLD FOR 20 MINUTES. I HAD TO. AND SAID AND DONE. HELD MY SHIT UNTIL I GOT HOME DRIVINF 95 ON I-93 AND NOW IVE BEEN IN MY BATHROOM FOR 40 MINUTES SHITTING.
If it makes you feel better, one time Corey1 had to shit when he was in the shower. Instead of getting out of the shower he shit in his hand and dropped it in the toilet.
girl yes having to find a bathroom is boston is such a fucking struggle
one time we were in boston commons and my friend literally risked her entire future (she was also rlly drunk but it was like 6 pm) and just... peed next to a tree and we had to form a circle around her so no one would see
