bailey5000: You have an unhealthy obsession with blueberry pie and would do literally anything for it. Two years ago you were arrested for giving a bj to a waiter behind a diner in exchange for all of their blueberry pie. You don't regret it one bit.
aimers: Your lifelong dream has been to be able to solve a Rubik's cube. Unfortunately, you are too dumb to figure it out. One day, while you are hosting a Finding Nemo themed party in which you and your friends get dressed up in Finding Nemo pajamas, eat goldfish, and watch Finding Nemo, a strange man arrives. He tells you he can grant you the power to solve a Rubik's cube but it comes with a price. You immediately ask for the power, not caring about what price you have to pay. The strange man hands you a Rubik's cube and you solve it within a minute. This is the best day of your life! Sadly the man hooked up the cube to a bomb and it explodes as soon as you click in the last piece, killing you and all your friends.
HipposUnite: When you were 14 you decided to drop out of school to search for the fountain of youth. You traveled all over the world with your imaginary friend JoJo in search of the elusive fountain. After ten years of searching and doing sexual favors for food and shelter you found what you believed to be the true fountain of youth. You took a long drink from it and could feel a new energy running through your veins. This wasn't actually energy, however, it was tons of bacteria. You actually just drank from a dirty old well in a village. You died before you could even get to a hospital.
TheRenny: You lived in a box with your sister until you were 14. Two days after your 14th birthday, you saw a kid who looked EXACTLY like you so you killed him and stole his identity. You couldn't figure out what to do with your sister so you killed her too. Lucky for you, this boy was very rich so you lived in luxury until six months later when people started realizing you weren't who you said you were. The police investigated and you were eventually arrested. After a year in juvenile hall, your sister's ghost came and pulled open your jaw so wide it snapped off. You bled to death in your cell.
jakehou97: You started selling drugs out of your house when you were 17. By 21 you were the leader of a drug ring. One day you were asked to sell this new drug that supposedly has similar effects to cocaine but also increases your penis size by two inches. Naturally, you wanted to test your product before selling it so you snorted some of the drug. It turns out all the drug does is shrink your penis back up into your body. You decide to live as a woman the rest of your life rather than face the shame of being a man without a penis.
TDO88: Much like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, one day you spot a white rabbit and decide to follow it. It jumps into a rabbit hole and you try to fit through after it going head first but you get stuck. After 24 hours no one has found you and you have to poop SO badly. Unfortunately it's diarrhea and it runs down your whole body since you are upside down. Just then the police find you, but you stink so badly they decide to leave you there. You eventually starve to death.
donosaurus_rex: You impregnated a girl when you were 16 and decided to marry her. After about a year together you started to realize that something wasn't right with her. During sex she would bite you a lot and a few times she even took large chunks of your flesh right off and then rolled around in your blood. One night you wake up and find that she isn't in bed with you. You go to your baby's room and see your wife eating the baby! You tackle her to the ground and she bites a chunk of your face off, then rolls out from under you and jumps on your back. She stabs you in the back with one of your baby's bones and rips out your spine. You quickly fade away as she feasts on you.
