I was sitting here tonight, debating how I could take my Cherry narcissism to new levels, and what my latest ploy for attention should be, when my brain came across some STARTLING information that has been right in front of my eyes, yet I was too blind to notice until now.
Tengaged's sweetheart Lemonface is probably most definitely in love with me. Here is detailed proof:
*Her avatar is pink, my favorite color. She is also named after a fruit. I'm sure you're all set to say she's supposedly been pink for years, that her account is a decade old and thus she picked the name a long time ago. Except I am older than her, both in tengaged years, and also, human ones. She has been trying to get my attention for YEARS and I only just noticed recently. Her feelings for me have been bottled up for so long she is unsure what to do with them.
*She has made NUMEROUS blogs about me, and always follows me into my blogs with really flirty comments, such as "+15" and "shut up, Cherry." You can TASTE the built up sexual tension, and it tastes like deliciously tart cherry-lemon candy.
*She recently declared a WAR against my man spikedcurley because she is jealous he holds her tengaged-lifelong goal of touching my heart.
*She responds to messages I send her INSTANTANEOUSLY while leaving others, such as smallchild99 on read.
*She will continue to ~hide her feelings~ by responding to this blog with another "shut up Cherry."
I have enclosed a picture of what a possible future relationship between us could look like.