Well, I finally made it into Stars. This is a great bunch of folks. I like them all as peoples. Or at least I think I do :P Should be interesting to see what happens! All your support is appreciated! SUPER STAR!!!
So as luck would have it, I made my way over to the plastic surgeon to the stars and they only had one triple ggg implant left...I hummed and hawed over still going through with the boob job, but soon came to the realization I would look like some kind of mis-shapened cyclops with one gigantic boob...So what to do next - I wondered to myself....I really want to go into a stars game, but need a new edge, something to stand out from the crowd...Something to make the T$s I so desperately need to join the stars... Then it dawned on me....I would threaten to take down the " BB Stars house" in a shower of rockets and poprocks!....Unless of course my ransom of 1 MILLION dollars was met...So .you know what needs to be done... Simply place a PLUS + in an unmarked envelope and slip it under my door and everything will be ok....
Apparently the head in ass surgery is only open to a select few these days. So in my quest to become star material I think I will just settle on a boob job... I am aiming for triple ggg's...I may never be able to stand up straight again, but I feel with that type of boobage, the star game won't see me coming...