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I just drank a glass of milk...

Dec 18, 2008 by Zennipher
imageTo which you might say.."Yeh, so what Zen?"...

The problem is I am lactose intolerant and my belly is full of gas and well I got the farts..I admit, it isn't pretty and not lady like..My hubby has already abandoned ship..I apologize to anyone in my games...Yes, that growling/grumbling sound is either my tummy or my arse...

The upside to all this... My farts smell like roses...True story...

I figure with all the drama, I'd either make you grin or groan....

NB: The picture is exactly how I feel right now..

Comments

lol
Sent by tyleror,Dec 18, 2008
Give your hubby the gift that keeps on giving tonight....Dutch oven. :D
Sent by Daisy,Dec 18, 2008
LOL!
My mother and sister are lactose intolerant too.
Sent by PopBelly,Dec 18, 2008
oh dear haha. i think one of my best friends Stephanie is lactose intolerant i've been in this position before babe!
Sent by surstromming,Dec 18, 2008
That is the temptation of an ice cold glass of chocolate milk...It was taunting me!
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
Your MILF status is in my hands.
I'm tearing it...
Still tearing it...
TORN!
Sent by Richpaca,Dec 18, 2008
It's always the chocolate milk that gets ya! :D
Sent by Daisy,Dec 18, 2008
Nooooo Rich!...MILF's fart too!
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
Rich, there you go again being all feisty!
Sent by Daisy,Dec 18, 2008
LMFAO, You've just dropped three spaces on the Milf-o-Meter BAY BAY
Sent by IrvinIcon,Dec 18, 2008
LMBO Zennipher!!
Sent by Daisy,Dec 18, 2008
very nice nennifer...very nice
Sent by uifoweruio,Dec 18, 2008
I'd hate a MILF to fart when I'm Fing her :3
Sent by Richpaca,Dec 18, 2008
LMFAO Rich
Sent by IrvinIcon,Dec 18, 2008
OMG!! LMBO @ Rich!!
Sent by Daisy,Dec 18, 2008
:o Rich is being very bold today/tonight!
Sent by PopBelly,Dec 18, 2008
So, no to the sound effects, huh?
Sent by Daisy,Dec 18, 2008
LOL I'm sorry xD
Sent by Richpaca,Dec 18, 2008
No one talks about farts. Everyone does it! Up with...err out with farts!

My sisters teach english in China, and it is very acceptable in China to poof...

as my granny said on her death bed...

"Where ever ya be let the wind blow free...for keeping it in was the death of me.."
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
I like to hold mine in until I am alone.
It is rather rude to pass gas in public, especially in mixed company.
Sent by Richpaca,Dec 18, 2008
LOL that commercial!
Sent by Richpaca,Dec 18, 2008
And that is exactly why once in a blue moon I indulge in a glass of milk..Kiddo is asleep and the hubby went to work..So I am all alone to play dutch oven with myself..lol
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
Lol, I don't blame you. Chocolate milk is the shizz.
Sent by Richpaca,Dec 18, 2008
LMFAO! Made me laugh. <3
Sent by Haskova,Dec 18, 2008
You know in this crazy house I live in when ever someone makes a bodily noise (burp, fart, sneeze, cough) they say "bless you", LOL!
Sent by PopBelly,Dec 18, 2008
lmfao Pop
Sent by IrvinIcon,Dec 18, 2008
Zenn, your sooo funny.... of course Im English and us English girls never fart (wink)
Sent by EssexGirl,Dec 18, 2008
Hubby just got home from work..And work the milk is doing to my inards...Haha Dutch oven for sure!
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
I thought only my farts smell like roses!  Are you my long, lost twin?
Sent by phanne,Dec 18, 2008
I knew that Phanne..*winks*
Sent by Zennipher,Dec 18, 2008
lol umm zenn just an update when i was in the game jj was tryna get me to get you out he said your a threat
Sent by fantasia,Dec 19, 2008

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