Why are there no size "B" batteries?
If a turtle lost its shell, would it then be homeless?
If a fly loses its wings, does it then become a walk?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ?
Why did the chicken really cross the road ?
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ?
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ?
Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ?++
If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ?
Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire ?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ?
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ?
Are kidneys shaped like the bean, or the beans shaped like kidneys ?
If anyone has the answers, I'd be most pleased to hear them...I have yet to figure these answers in all of my years...
Would be truly appreciated!
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Why are there no size "B" batteries? because battery start with the letter "b"
If a turtle lost its shell, would it then be homeless? Yes
If a fly loses its wings, does it then become a walk? Yes
Why do they sterilize lethal injections? Everyone deserves cleanliness in death
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? to avoid the noise
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ? yes
Why did the chicken really cross the road ? cute chick on the other side
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ? they groom each other
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ? yes, but you don't want to know.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ? No
Why is abbreviation such a long word ? to confuse the masses
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? to confuse you.
If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ? super glue
If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ? to keep locksmiths in business.
Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire ? Yes
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ? yes
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ? yes
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ? yes
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ? because the other way around is dangerous
Are kidneys shaped like the bean, or the beans shaped like kidneys ? kidneys are shaped like the bean
Why are there no size "B" batteries? I dont No Big Batteries Maybe ?
If a turtle lost its shell, would it then be homeless? It would be Looking for another shell to live in .
If a fly loses its wings, does it then become a walk? It dies i think ?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections? NO idea :(
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Saftey comes 1st
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ? ahhh u only born once unless u have Simece Twins :O
Why did the chicken really cross the road ? To Eat FOOD!!
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ? Thats a Good Point :O
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ? sure it wouldnt be a good sight rofl
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ? :o Yes
Why is abbreviation such a long word ? Thats the Dicksonarys FALUT BURN IT
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? :O NO IDEA ROFL
If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ? Hmmm ..... Let me thinkk
If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ? LOL!!
Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire ? No
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ? ahhh i gusess
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ? no idea .
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ? how do we no what they think
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ? ... wahh ?
I have no idea what i was doing but there my ansews hun good luckk :)
Why are there no size "B" batteries?
If a turtle lost its shell, would it then be homeless? Yes
If a fly loses its wings, does it then become a walk? Yes
Why do they sterilize lethal injections? Everyone deserves cleanliness in death
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? to avoid the noise
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ? yes
Why did the chicken really cross the road ? cute chick on the other side
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ? they groom each other
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ? yes, but you don't want to know.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ? No
Why is abbreviation such a long word ? to confuse the masses
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? to confuse you.
If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ? super glue
If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ? to keep locksmiths in business.
Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire ? Yes
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ? yes
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ? yes
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ? yes
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ? because the other way around is dangerous
Are kidneys shaped like the bean, or the beans shaped like kidneys ? kidneys are shaped like the bean