So as luck would have it, I made my way over to the plastic surgeon to the stars and they only had one triple ggg implant left...I hummed and hawed over still going through with the boob job, but soon came to the realization I would look like some kind of mis-shapened cyclops with one gigantic boob...So what to do next - I wondered to myself....I really want to go into a stars game, but need a new edge, something to stand out from the crowd...Something to make the T$s I so desperately need to join the stars... Then it dawned on me....I would threaten to take down the " BB Stars house" in a shower of rockets and poprocks!....Unless of course my ransom of 1 MILLION dollars was met...So .you know what needs to be done... Simply place a PLUS + in an unmarked envelope and slip it under my door and everything will be ok....
