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JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK FIVE CHALLENGE Jan 9, 2021
imageHey ladies! Good job last week, although some of you really should have thought a bit harder about MY music taste before sending me some NOISE!!

So as part of her power she won 10 minutes ago, Analiese got to assign everyone a YEAR from the last 20 years. Everyone MUST submit a song from that year. In her own words she said she was trying to be nice, so I hope you like your year!

HighNoon - 2001
Thirteen - 2013
Analiese - 2010
MichelleObama - 2008
Ribbons - 2009
Alexeh23 - 2004
Ricktworick1 - 2017
Absol - 2002
ARTPOP2 - 2012

Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSoFhEtzapuryOGtpz_UKaOcqFdpgpTaowyuTPMw8fuIVrVs3saB_1J9lfKkiYlfSHQaH3mccdE3RFf/pubhtml

Good luck!
Points: 38 9 comments
JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK FOUR RESULT Jan 9, 2021
Lets get GAELIC girls. And a little bit balkan and baltic too I guess..

Absol - The Cranberries - 'Zombie'
No big surprise to see this here, one of the most iconic songs to come from Ireland and for good reason. A really strong song about the Troubles in Northern Ireland and you appeal to my terroristic nature here. I would maybe have preferred to see 'Dreams' as the song but it is undeniably a CLASSIQUE.

Thirteen - Sinead O'Connor - 'Troy'
So you also picked a pretty prominent Irish artist, but I am (spoiler) a BIG fan of Sinead's. She really stands for everything I want in Ireland, being a bit crazy, a bit scary and super like witchy. She has a real way of commanding attention with her voice, and this is a really good showcase of that. More solid work here!

Artpop2 - Roisin Murphy - 'Primitive'
Great call on this here miss Art, choosing Roisin is a great mix between not being too obvious but picking something I'm familiar with still. She makes SUCH groovy shit I really dig everything I hear. Great choice here. *tosses potato in the air in delight*

HighNoon - Two Door Cinema Club - 'Undercover Martyn'
So tbh they always irritated me when they came out, this album was HUGE in Ireland at the time. But at least you didn't submit like Something Good Can Work so there's that. I haven't heard this one before so lets go.  Oh I doooo know this song.. Uhm, yeah I don't really like it still tbh, but I have heard WORSE.

alexeh23 - Trad.ATTACK! - 'Pass-pass'
This was a risk, nobody else really was submitting songs from Estonia which is a shame. I do understand why tbh, this was a LOT, tbh a bit overwhelming. I did like the beat but the whole thing was mostly just NOISE?

ricktworick1 - ELKIN - 'DIY'
Cheeky girl..... Yeah this is a bop, certified, everything and EVERYTHING. I would also suggest entering their smash hit 'Win Win' but this really does still BOP off for me.

TheOmen - Parrot and Lion - 'One'
SO Lets talk about this, I HATE U2 with a passion, but this is definitely one of their better songs so I guess you escaped on that.  This is still not by any stretch a song I really like, and their voices are a bit weird together? I appreciate you had a hard time with this though.

MichelleObama - Antonia Gigovska - 'Slaba Strana'
I really appreciate you going out and trying to find an artist from my motherland, you also found a pretty good one! It has that cheap slut bop vibe that always is something I respond to. ZNEI ZNEI ZNEI!

Analiese - Sinead O'Connor - 'Nothing Compares 2U'
So you're in luck, I fucking love this song. I sang it at karaoke many a time in Tokyo. I also listened to it a lot when I shaved my head last year. She is THAT bald bitch.

Ribbons - Moloko - 'Forever More'
A very good choice considering your trouble in picking an artist initially. Roisin really brings that spacey dancey vibe that pops my puss a lil bit. I really love it when Irish artists don't make stereotypical sounding Irish music heard? And this is so beyond it.

So the results ARE....
WIN - Analiese you are a WINNER and you have won an advantage for Challenge 5.
HIGH - ricktworick1 MichelleObama and Artpop2
LOW - HighNoon
BTM2 - Alexeh23 yeah a risk but... not a great song.
OUT - TheOmen sorry mom you had a good run but RIP
Points: 22 1 comments
JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK FOUR CHALLENGE Jan 8, 2021
imageThe challenge for this week... you're gonna have to remind me of my motherland(s). Therefore you gotta make your song be from one of Jana B's home countries. This is either IRELAND, NORTH MACEDONIA and ESTONIA. A song from an artist of any of those countries is what you needa submit. Additionally, any song that has represented any of those countries in Eurovision is NOT allowed to be submitted (National Finals are OK).

Ready, set, BAKE!

Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSoFhEtzapuryOGtpz_UKaOcqFdpgpTaowyuTPMw8fuIVrVs3saB_1J9lfKkiYlfSHQaH3mccdE3RFf/pubhtml

HighNoon
Thirteen
Analiese
MichelleObama
Ribbons
Alexeh23
TheOmen
Ricktworick1
Absol
ARTPOP2
Points: 45 10 comments
JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK THREE RESULT Jan 8, 2021
imageLets see if I be feeling some EMOTIONS. (taken me over)

NewNightmare7 - Demi Lovato - 'Anyone'
Well ok choosing Demi Lovato is a RISK because I am.... not a fan. The ANNYYYYOONEEEES are really quite grating after like the first 3 honestly. The pared back piano helps but the only real emotion I'm getting here is irritated LOL :S

Artpop2 - Soccer Mommy - 'royal screw up'
I've liked what I've heard of hers before. She opened for Kacey Musgraves when I saw her, and 'Cool' was on my fave 50 in 2018. I've been meaning to listen to this album tbh. This was a really nice song, I can't say I was really feeling true ~SADNESS~ moreso a bit of kinda numbness? I liked it tho.

Absol - Hana Vu - 'Crying On The Subway'
She has a gorgeous voice! I feel your PAIN from being pink LOW. It's a bit emo but it's not melodramatic and I feel that's what being pink LOW embodies. A good choice.

MichelleObama - Lisa Fischer - 'How Can I Ease The Pain'
omg the GOMENASAI at the beginning really quaked my puss. This really did give me that late 80s early 90s heartbreak vibes that you were serving me, your best entry so far I would say! The high note towards the end was such a MOMENT i feel like I've hit that crying over heartbreak.

Ribbons - Bjork - 'I've Seen It All'
I've also been meaning to watch Dancer in the Dark but I actually haven't. Altho fuck Lars von Trier he's a NAZI and assaulted bjork! Her voice can always like convey a lot of emotion and blindness is a pretty strong one lmao. You entered a good entry again, you are playing to win miss lady.

Thirteen - Janis Joplin - 'Maybe'
Janis really did have one of those GREAT voices, one of the best of all time tbh. The emotion I get here really is PINING and that is very clear in it. Another really good job this week.

HighNoon - Coheed and Cambria - 'God Send Conspirator'
This was very mid 00s and very sprawling so I guess in that sense I see how it achieved your long ass emotion you were saying. I don't really think I liked the song much because even though I'm not opposed to the genre it just kept turning around and around and hurt my head a little.

ricktworick1 - Jade Bird - 'Uh Huh'
This packs a real punch of energy and I enjoyed that in the run of songs we've had. I like how you took a different route too and gave me some anger. I do really feel that from this entry. Kinda bop!

Analiese - Mariah Carey - 'Vanishing'
You're probably a bit lucky here I actually got the reference with this, because that particular incident is funny as fuck. But what you submitted, is just a really good song, delivered vocally RIGHT, you might have been better submitting that actual performance where someone fucked up ya know?

alexeh23 - FKA twigs - 'Cellophane'
I think again you really nailed this here. I'm a huge fan of twigs and this really sells desperation as an emotion well. You can hear it in her voice from the first note, and the stark lyrics sell it too. Great job AGAIN bitch you are in it to win it.

TheOmen - The Sun - 'When The Party's Over'
This is probably my favourite entry of yours actually. LeAnn Rimes has a gorgeous voice, always enjoyed her. I like her interpretation of this song, and I've always liked this song. She doesn't overcook it. A solid entry.

WIN - Again, it's gonna be miss Alexeh23.
HIGH - Rick, MichelleObama, and again, Thirteen
LOW - Analiese you playing with FIRE.
BTM2 - Tayvie sorry your song was just NOT it but you are safe.
OUT - NewNightmare7 your song was terrible sorry :(
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JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK THREE CHALLENGE Jan 7, 2021
imageOk ladies now that my pussy has been popped completely and devastatingly, it's time to change things up a little!

I'm looking for a song to bring some EMOTION in me. What emotion that is, please let me know along with your submission but you gotta make me FEEL. It can be joy, sadness, happiness, whatever, but I need some e-mo-tion. Additionally any Carly Rae Jepsen tracks are NOT allowed for this round (but ok for others).

You have till the blawg expires mama.

HighNoon
Thirteen
Analiese
NewNightmare7
MichelleObama
Ribbons
Alexeh23
TheOmen
Ricktworick1
Absol
ARTPOP2

Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSoFhEtzapuryOGtpz_UKaOcqFdpgpTaowyuTPMw8fuIVrVs3saB_1J9lfKkiYlfSHQaH3mccdE3RFf/pubhtml
Points: 41 15 comments
JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK TWO RESULT Jan 7, 2021
Lets go ladies I'm ready to POP that puss.

NewNightmare7 - Nicki Minaj - 'Pound the Alarm'
You know, you really did hit the theme right, if I was to think about a song to immediately pop ones puss to, this would be one of the first few I'd think. It really gives me that early 10s music which was definitely questionable on recap but the BOOM POUND THE ALARM is always IT for me.

SeaViper - Ben Dolic - 'Violent Thing'
So the thing is, I do like this song, I think it was a welcome song from Germany and It is danceable, but really only in the sense of like swaying around a little at the discotheque imo!!! It's not really a pussy popper for me, hasn't been.

ARTPOP2 - Only Fire - 'Cruel Summer'
So I liked this a fair bit, the lyrics were definitely the strongest element of it, I definitely wanna do coke, google translate girl really served with her delivery of this song. I popped off a bit, but I was a LITTLE wanting more from the beat?

Absol - Rico Nasty - 'Own It'
I like what I've heard of Rico's and this was a fun lil song but I can't really say I was popping my pussy entirely out? Think of it as like intermittent queefs, it was fun but not everything.

Thirteen - Divine - 'You Think You're A Man'
WEW This did pop off! I love an 80s style beat and this had that in spades, coupled with Divine's legendary gravel voice and some cheeky lyrics and I really enjoyed this, I'm into it!

ricktworick1 - T-ara - 'Sugar Free'
Now normally these kinda huge EDM beats really irritate me but I am familiar with this song and I like the way it's put together. It really does make the pussy just FLY off popping, now i AM Sugar Free (Cuz the diabetes)

MichelleObama - Maryse Theme - 'Porquoi'
I have always loved Maryse's theme, I'm so glad they kept it when she came back. It really is a pussy popper and you got this theme dead right. OOH OUI.

Ribbons - Danny L Harle - '1UL'
HUGE DANNY!!! I love me some PC Music, I'm a big fan of the whole HAUS. This is probably in my top 5/10 of the PC Music Collective tbh! You got the pussy popping element right, and I knew you would as someone who has a HUGE pussy.

HighNoon - Gossip - 'Standing in the Way Of Control'
You know I share a lot in common with Beth Ditto, as I am also a fat lesbian like her. This song really has been a favourite of mine for AGES due to it being used to advertise Skins all back then, Gossip were really big in the UK and Ireland. I'm gonna send you a live performance of Beth doing this and kinda dying it's very iconic.

Analiese - Only Fire - 'Stain on Me feat. Chaseicon'
Ooooh this is drama you sending this really undermining miss artpop2 OOH THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!! I have to say... I preferred this one tbh lol. The beat kinda made my pussy pop a bit more, and the chorus really did stick with me. MAKE IT RAIN.

Alexeh23 - Khadyak - 'Lazertits'
OOOH!!! I just watched Legendary so this kinda gave me those vibes. I felt like Lazer was shooting from my actual vagina right now with this, that beat is SUCH a powerful pussy popper!! You picked RIGHT.

TheOmen - Whoever Black Widow Was - 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody'
LMAO at you keeping these Masked Singer girls going. This was well performed and a bit dark, but did I really pop my pussy? I'm not sure it goes hard like that? It's more of a twirl with the girls kinda song?

13bam did NOT respond so I believe she was in the capitol running around trying to kill Nancy Pelosi, OUT.

WIN - It's a close one here, but I have to give it to miss ALEXEH, girll!!! Those lazer TITS.
HIGH - Obviously HighNoon, but also including Ribbons and miss Thirteen!
LOW - Absol, girl it was OK?
BTM2 - Miss Omen, step it up lady!
OUT - SeaViper, sorry girl, but this was not the right choice or the right vibe here.
Points: 61 1 comments