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The Bachelorette Episode 1!

11thMay 1, 2015 by SmoothStalker12
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Like most women who go on TV shows looking for love, LewisC couldn't stop thinking about the size of something inside all of the men's pants... Their WALLETS!

Because Lewis didn't know how to eliminate one of the suitors so quickly (but mainly because he was thirsty for gifts of all sorts from the men), he decided to make all the men give him a special gift to show how much they actually love him, because that's how love is measured.

The following evening, everyone presented their gifts to the glorious LewisC. Here is what each person gave:
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Tyler93 - Being the first to present a gift, he surely set the expectations high with his gift of a suitcase of money won from the casino.

Oliviaxoxo - being the forgetful person he/she is, he/she quickly pulled the cucumber out of his/her pants and gave it to Lewis.

SmoothStalker12 - A box containing whips, chains and a jar of pickles.

BrenLa - A daddy saddle... no explanation needed.

BBLover96 - A box of chocolates because we all know Lewis loves some dark chocolate.

Orlando652 - Shirtless photos of himself for Lewis to swoon over.

Magge555550101 - The full DVD set of all the seasons of Catfish.

Styxxe - A love poem written in French ( it was actually a recipe for pudding, but Lewis didn't know the difference)

Music - A mixtape consisting of all the sex songs that reminds him of Lewis.

tpidude73 - Handcuffs and a blindfold.

baza76 - a fake birth certificate saying that he is actually 18 (Lewis didn't fall for it)

Arris - An autographed photo... http://i.imgur.com/UH5zPji.jpg

Now Lewis was faced with a difficult challenge, because he had to lie to everyone and say he enjoyed all of their gifts. Although he may have wished he could send everyone home, he had to pick just one to never be seen again.

The Roses go to...

Orando (envy)
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Carlos
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Tyler
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Brendan
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Mitch
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Mike
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Magge
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Jayson
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Bailey
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Calvin

With just one rose remaining, the camera zooms in on Olivia shaking and peeing, and Arek looking into the camera to fix his hair
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OLIVIA

Lewis wipes a tear and says "I can't be with someone who would rather look at himself than me" *throws picture of Arek onto the ground and strikes a pose*

Who will be eliminated next week? Will any of these men come out of the closet? Will Olivia ever get her cucumber back? Find out next time, on the Bachelorette!

Comments

congrats
Sent by JustMe,May 1, 2015
This made me laugh
Sent by christossss,May 1, 2015
Why am I not in this :'( hahaha
Sent by Coffeybean94,May 1, 2015
LMFAO BYE AREK XDDDD
Sent by FairyBoss,May 1, 2015
btw watch out LewisC ! tpidude73 was flirting with me and JasonXtreme :X
Sent by FairyBoss,May 1, 2015
lmfao
Sent by Orlando652,May 1, 2015
LOL this is too much. Poor Arek, history repeated itself
Sent by LewisC,May 1, 2015
oh my
Sent by Music,May 1, 2015
that is so rigged !

in a real life someone like me would never lose to someone like SmoothStalker12 and those are facts :D *fixes hair*
Sent by Arris,May 1, 2015
LOOOOOOL wheres mi cucumber?!?!?
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,May 1, 2015
FairyBoss i would never flirt with people like you! And whats a daddy saddle...?
Sent by tpidude73,May 1, 2015
Ahah lewis is a prized possession. There's more than just money in the suitcase if YA know what I mean! :)
Sent by Tyler93,May 1, 2015
baza76 - a fake birth certificate saying that he is actually 18 (Lewis didn't fall for it)
Sent by baza76,May 1, 2015
Im dying *_*
Sent by Styxxe,May 2, 2015
looooooooool
Sent by MichelleWilliams,May 3, 2015
http://tinylink.net/YNI
Sent by SmoothStalker12,May 31, 2015

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