Let's get into it! All 39.5 "songs" from this year's Eurovision are here, but only one can win! Here's how it works...
In the first stage, all "40" countries go into a battle. The winner advances, the others go in the BIN
In the second stage, the top 20 do the same, and the top 10 advances, the others going into the BIN
In the third stage, we do the same, with 5 advancings, and the other 5 going into the BIN
In the fourth stage, one song returns, and the final 6 do the same. The top 3 advances, meanwhile the others go in the BIN
In the final stage, all three songs compete, and the winner...wins!
Now, you may notice I said 40 countries. I have DISQUALIFIED Belarus, and will be replacing it with the MOST ROBBED National Final song of all time: Behover Inte Dig Idag!!!!
