Ah yes, the end of the 2010's. This decade, my baby sister was born, I joined tengaged, and school finally fucked off out of my life! It's time to do a bit of reflection on the decade, and no better way to do that other than sharing my 10 weirdest/ strangest/ funniest/ most shocking moments!
This top 10 will range from the ages of 13-22, so we have lots of ground to cover!
NUMBER 10:
Coming in at number 10 is crazy girl in my class!
Age: 13-16
Now I'm no Einstein, but I just don't understand what was going through her head!
Teacher: What's an ore?
Girl: Something you paddle with
Teacher: Wrong ore
Teacher: So...was (King) Catholic or Protestant?
Girl: Prostendant
Teacher: What is Dracula based off?
Girl: Is it Hotel Transylvania?
Please vote we were freaking teenagers. Like we were 15, and she seriously thought Dracula was based on Hotel Transylvania??!!??!!
The worst part is that she also held the whole class up, asking a teacher what every single freaking word meant
Teacher: Copper is an electrical conductor...
Girl: What is an conductor?
Teacher: Something that electricity can flow through?
Girl: Flow like water?
Teacher: Not quite
Girl: Then it isn't flowing
And on and on it went...meaning the whole class had to use their spare time just to stay up to date with class, because this girl was always asking what everything meant. Our only break were the subjects I took that she didn't, so I got an increasing break as we got older, until eventually I only had to deal with her for English and History (They didn't stream English :( If they did, I could finally do well at something)
Last year, I invited her back for my homemade survivor, as I was short on players, and I stayed in contact with most of my class. She agreed, and I was curious to see how she would play. Being from Britain, about 90% of the people I ask don't understand what survivor is, but once they get the rules, they play the hell out of it. Anyway, this girl arrived, I explained the rules about 5 times, then stared at me blankly. The game had to begin, and everything was going well, even the immunity challenge as it was quite basic. The girl's tribe lost, and there was an alliance planning on voting out a guy I used to work with (B)
At tribal, the girl spilled the beans to literally everyone when I asked her a question
Me: So (Girl) should anyone feel safe at this first tribal?
Girl: Well, everyone knows that (B) is getting eliminated, so I don't understand why everyone is answering so secretly
It was one of those moments where I literally saw everyone i the alliance look like they wanted to slap themselves. Nobody even had to talk, so I called votes, and the girl was voted out 6-1-1. She still didn't "Understand what she had done" as she though "She was being nice" if that was real survivor, 100% nominee for dumbest move ever
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Anyway, I went on a bit of a tangent at the end, but that is number 10 in this list¬ Hope you enjoyed
