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RitaBlankets

RitaBlankets's blog

  1. I'm the Queen of Iberia
  2. Still Time to Save Keyston!
  3. Save My Husband Keyston
  4. SAVE KEYSTON IN STARS!!!
  5. SAVE COCOABEAN IN STARS!!!!
  6. If You're a Gay Male
  7. Save Keyston!
  8. Okay, Who Nominated My Husband?
  9. Save My Husband In Stars!!!
  10. It's Fun to Be Back
  11. The Queen Has Been Slain
  12. Can I Get a Top Blog?
  13. A Little Rhyme
  14. Rita Blankets, Queen of Irrelevance
  15. My Latest Message from Crickets
  16. Who the Fuck Is Crickets?
  17. Town of Salem
  18. Madonna = Queen?
  19. I've Got a Body Like
  20. I Don't Like Cupcakes
  21. I've Created a Word
  22. Keyston Doesn't Want Me Anymore :'(
  23. NO WORK TOMORROW!!!!
  24. I Got a Tattoo on My Uncle
  25. Tits, Cock, and Ass
  26. Peanut Butter Head, Kiss My Grits
  27. Keyston Said My Elbows
  28. I Used to Be Ghetto
  29. Tengagers I Have Met vs. Wanna-Be Meetups
  30. Glass Anuses and Chocolate Anuses for Sale!
  31. OMGAAAAHHHH THIS FANTASTIC WOMAN
  32. I Need to Join a Frat
  33. Christianity
  34. Gaga Sounds Better
  35. Omg Katy :'(
  36. STOP SINGING!
  37. This Excitement
  38. HELL YES!!!
  39. Overexerted Myself
  40. I Can't Watch Hoarders

This is my sheep, with her kitten!

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Posts 639 posts

Save Keyston! Jan 9, 2019
By voting to evict Mathboy, you have the chance to be Keyston’s saviors! That’s right, you could be as good or better than the Lord himself! Save Keyston!!!

#QueenOfIrrelevance
Points: 24 0 comments
Okay, Who Nominated My Husband? Jan 9, 2019
ROAD HOGS!!!!

How could you! He's so good. He's probably even better than you are.

Save Keyston in Stars, everyone. Your queen commands it.

#QueenOfIrrelevance
Points: 51 1 comments
Save My Husband In Stars!!! Jan 9, 2019
Let's face it, math is for nerds.

Save my husband Keyston so he can win lots of money and buy me lots of nice things! Do the right thing, Tengaged!

#QueenOfIrrelevance
Points: 65 3 comments
It's Fun to Be Back Jan 7, 2019
I joined this website in high school and my ten-year reunion is coming up.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

Usually when you've been away from a website for ten years, it changes while you're away. Like, for the better. But I'm enjoying this new bizarro Tengaged.

I was able to join Stars, I was able to join the Hunger Games, I was able to buy from a shop after an item had already been sitting there for ten minutes, and all of my most recent blogs made it to the top, or at least ranked.

Or is this just the royal treatment I get for being the queen that I am?

#QueenOfIrrelevance
Points: 60 2 comments
The Queen Has Been Slain Jan 6, 2019
Rita Blankets,

You are...and will always be...an All-Star. Now...sashay away. With over 70% of the vote.

I'm the Wanda Shirk of Tengaged - old and haggy, legendary, and lots of fun, but out first.

#QueenOfIrrelevance #QueenOfLosing #RobbedGoddess #YourFaveCouldProbably
Points: 50 4 comments
Can I Get a Top Blog? Jan 6, 2019
Since it seems so easy to get now?

Maybe you all can make me relevant again. I know you're not gonna vote for me to stay in Stars, so this is the least you could do. ;P

#QueenOfIrrelevance #HePersisted
Points: 150 11 comments
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