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RitaBlankets

RitaBlankets's blog

  1. I'm the Queen of Iberia
  2. Still Time to Save Keyston!
  3. Save My Husband Keyston
  4. SAVE KEYSTON IN STARS!!!
  5. SAVE COCOABEAN IN STARS!!!!
  6. If You're a Gay Male
  7. Save Keyston!
  8. Okay, Who Nominated My Husband?
  9. Save My Husband In Stars!!!
  10. It's Fun to Be Back
  11. The Queen Has Been Slain
  12. Can I Get a Top Blog?
  13. A Little Rhyme
  14. Rita Blankets, Queen of Irrelevance
  15. My Latest Message from Crickets
  16. Who the Fuck Is Crickets?
  17. Town of Salem
  18. Madonna = Queen?
  19. I've Got a Body Like
  20. I Don't Like Cupcakes
  21. I've Created a Word
  22. Keyston Doesn't Want Me Anymore :'(
  23. NO WORK TOMORROW!!!!
  24. I Got a Tattoo on My Uncle
  25. Tits, Cock, and Ass
  26. Peanut Butter Head, Kiss My Grits
  27. Keyston Said My Elbows
  28. I Used to Be Ghetto
  29. Tengagers I Have Met vs. Wanna-Be Meetups
  30. Glass Anuses and Chocolate Anuses for Sale!
  31. OMGAAAAHHHH THIS FANTASTIC WOMAN
  32. I Need to Join a Frat
  33. Christianity
  34. Gaga Sounds Better
  35. Omg Katy :'(
  36. STOP SINGING!
  37. This Excitement
  38. HELL YES!!!
  39. Overexerted Myself
  40. I Can't Watch Hoarders

This is my sheep, with her kitten!

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Posts 639 posts

I'm the Queen of Iberia Jan 19, 2019
4%, y'all!

#QueenOfIrrelevance #QueenOfIberia
Points: 10 1 comments
Still Time to Save Keyston! Jan 12, 2019
There's still time, you guys! Save Keyston in Stars because he's really good!

Where as Damo is just regular good, Keyston is like....super duper awesome good. SAVE KEYSTON!!!!!

You've come to the rescue before, Tengaged, and you can do it again!

WOOO HOOOOO!!!!
Points: 3 0 comments
Save My Husband Keyston Jan 12, 2019
Remember to save Keyston in Stars, guys! A vote for Keyston to stay is a vote for a brighter future! Yay America.

Keyston, Keyston, he’s so good!
If a woodchuck could, it’d chuck some wood!
Gooooo, Keyston!!!
Points: 31 2 comments
SAVE KEYSTON IN STARS!!! Jan 12, 2019
Guys. My husband Keyston is only one round away from being able to win, and then he can treat me like royalty!

Support a greedy wife and save Keyston!!!!
Points: 28 1 comments
SAVE COCOABEAN IN STARS!!!! Jan 11, 2019
Sry Josh

But we stan a Bean in Stars! CocoaBean

Save the Queen of Beans! #QueenofBean

YOUR QUEEN COMMANDS IT!!!!

#QueenOfIrrelevance
Points: 0 3 comments
If You're a Gay Male Jan 11, 2019
Plus this blog. :)
Points: 29 1 comments
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