1. Our blinds fell off and we had no money to buy new ones, so we stacked old pizza boxes in front of the window so people couldn't see in.
2. Our house number fell off, so we wrote it on a piece of paper and taped it to the house.
3. Our tub stopped draining water, so after we took showers, we had to empty the bathtub by filling up buckets of water and pouring them in the toilet.
There's plenty more where that came from! See? White people can be ghetto too!
