Listen here Ford, yall done did the worst possible thang yall couldve ever done u hear me. Yall done stopped producting the god dang F150, my sister done came home from picking our kid up at daycare and told me she done got damn bought a dang Camry. Some dang commie mobile i told her she need to put that dang there piece of communist propaganda in the got damn river. Aint no woman of mine go be buyin anythang but a dang F150 ya hear me. If Ford don'nt step up their game ima go grab my dang shotgun and put a damn hole in my neighbors Honda. I need my damn F150 fer when i go out huntin wit the boys, the damn F150 is the peak of american production and will aid in my fight against japanese invasion i aint supportin no dang Honda and NISSAIN bullcrap yall done forgot about Pearl Harbor? I aint gettin invaded again now if you'll excuse me, the boys and I done got some HUNTIN to do. 馃槑
