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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

11thOct 26, 2012 by Loopux
1. Why does water boil at 100 and freeze at 0? Intelligent design of course!

2. Why are the planets spherical? Intelligent design of course!

3. God made Earth in seven days and there are seven days in a week!

4. Atheists say Bible isn't real. I own one.

5. Why do bananas fit in human hands so well? Intelligent design of course!

6. Why does the moon revolve around Earth? Intelligent design of course!

7. How could we evolve from monkeys from millions of years if monkeys don't live that long? Checkmate!

8. Why do our fingers fit nicely in our nostrils? Intelligent design of course!

9. Why are Christians healthier and smarter? Because God allowed them to!

#Christians - 9
#Atheists - 0

We win.

Brandonator is an idiot. I live in Canada, where we use Celsius. Do your research first!

Comments

and you wonder why no one on this site likes you
Sent by Yaxha,Oct 26, 2012
Um... #2 Is wrong :L.... Planets are not perfect spheres...awkward...
Sent by MORKMINDY,Oct 26, 2012
3. God made Earth in seven days and there are seven days in a week!

7. How could we evolve from monkeys from millions of years if monkeys don't live that long?

you seriously said these... omg..idiocy at its finest :D
Sent by Ghoul,Oct 26, 2012
Your not cool bro. Ad dont be spamming the whole page asking for support, cause you aint getting any.
Sent by CheapCheep,Oct 26, 2012
i dont understand this blog at all.
Sent by maxiphone27,Oct 26, 2012
#EVOLUTION

and this is natural selection at it's finest xoxo sorry you are da weakest link goodbye!
Sent by lemonface,Oct 26, 2012
Im catholic but i must inform you that water freezes at 0 and evaporates at 100 because someone called Celsius who made the C scale, based it on water LOL
But i really find water something extraordinary since it has 1 as density which doesnt depend at all about human measurements, it disolves almost everything, etc
Sent by xXandytraicyXx,Oct 26, 2012
1.Water doesn't boil at that temperature in Fahrenheit
that was more of a human invention LOL

2. That doesn't actually make any sense

3. Once again that isn't an actual anything LOL

4. No one says the Bible isn't real, atheists aren't retarded. They say the stories in them aren't real.

5. If everything that is to be eaten was made for our hands explain pineapples thank you

6. The Moon revolves around the earth because of gravity actually

7. Monkeys don't have to live that long for evolution to happen...did you actually type that thinking it made sense?

8. LOL

9. Please give up
Sent by Brandonator,Oct 26, 2012
what the fuck LOL
Sent by Athena,Oct 26, 2012
xXandytraicyXx

actually water has a density of 1 because someone decided "hey, i'm gonna say that 1 cc of water = 1 gram"

and that's how the metric system was formed.
Sent by maxiphone27,Oct 26, 2012
Your book is old and has been crafted by man moron. The book was written by man so it could all be a huge lie.
Sent by Rockslide,Oct 26, 2012
please give up
Sent by Teddybear,Oct 26, 2012
why are you such a moron? Intelligent design of course!
Sent by TheThomas,Oct 26, 2012
LOL i actually disn't know that maxiphone27
I feel stupid now since we dis create the gram :P
But you must admit that water is extraordinary
Sent by xXandytraicyXx,Oct 26, 2012
#EVOLUTION

and this is natural selection at it's finest xoxo sorry you are da weakest link goodbye!
Sent by lemonface,Oct 26, 2012
Sent by tyleror,Oct 26, 2012
I'm a christian but this blog is so stupid and idiotic! Please listen to Brandonator or something Loopux. Please
Sent by Iceyblue52,Oct 26, 2012
xXandytraicyXx, i do admit water is extrodinary. the specific heat of water is gigantic, and it's really useful for acid/base things too. and we are 2/3 water. Intelligent design.
Sent by maxiphone27,Oct 26, 2012
why do people care about religion so much? Intelligent design of course!
Sent by SSDZ,Oct 26, 2012
Loopux I am a Christian but there are much much better ways to argue your point.
Sent by blazermaniac94,Oct 26, 2012
This is pretty funny
Sent by StevieWild,Oct 26, 2012
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sent by Jenii_Valenta,Oct 26, 2012
hunny, i PRAY this is a joke, or you're just reaching levels of ignorance that i never thought i would see on here.
Sent by Phenomanimal,Oct 26, 2012
1)The temperature can change depending on atmospheric pressure and other conditions, but it's basically 0 degrees celsius to freeze and 100 degrees celsius to boil.

Or in fahrenheit 32°F while the boiling point = 212°F.

2)Planets are round because their gravitational field acts as though it originates from the center of the body and pulls everything toward it.

3) half a billion years.

4) Atheists  say that the story's in the Bible are not real

5)Bananas as we know them are nothing like the wild progenitors, which were finger sized, green and red, with thinner skins, larger seeds, and are more savory than sweet. It is only through years of human driven selection (analogous to natural selection) that we get the banana we know and love.

6)All orbiting bodies are acted on by gravity. It attracts them to each other. The other factor is inertia. The moon orbits the earth because it is "in motion" and its inertia, coupled with the attraction of gravity, keeps it in its orbit. The same is true of the earth and sun.

7) first off I'll say that this is a pretty complicated subject but I'll try and make it short and simple. We didn't exactly evolve from monkeys, but we do have a common ancestor. In other words, we didn't evolve from chimpanzees, gorillas, or bonobos, but they're more like distant cousins. There is actually a lot more evidence than most people think and there have been hundreds of ancient human fossils that have been found that show an evolutionary trend towards modern humans.
Sent by koolmanmadden,Oct 26, 2012
8- this has no real answer

9- That is nothing but a opinion. A christian and atheist can be both smart and healthy.
Sent by koolmanmadden,Oct 26, 2012
3. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

4. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL they say the stuff in the bible isnt real not an actual book smfh

5. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6. or gravity

7. I can't tell if you're retarded.

8. you serious?

9. Guess you were an exception to this rule
Sent by Survivor8,Oct 26, 2012
wait Brandonator is an idiot because he didn't research the fact you live in canada? da fuck
Sent by Survivor8,Oct 26, 2012
I cannot even handle this....lmfao
Sent by RobbieRIOT,Oct 26, 2012
Oh my god ok... loopux Tell me this was a joke blog?  PLEASE
Sent by Blackraz,Oct 26, 2012
this is a joke blog for sure :P the more i read it
Sent by RobM,Oct 26, 2012
What i've learned from this blog.. Fahrenheit is the devil of temprature. GOD WANTS US TO USE CELSIUS.
Sent by Ghoul,Oct 26, 2012

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