Confessional (Viviana): Those sluts think that they can just jump me…and that I won’t do anything back? They got another fucking thing coming to them. I can’t wait till these bitches get back.
Confessional (Cheyanne): Ayy yo, I got my girl V’s back any day, so when the white trash gets back, it’s time to get em’ to go to da dumpster if you know what I’m saying.
Viviana: I can’t fucking believe they ripped every piece of clothing that I own.
Cheyanne: Bitch, they gone right now! GO TEAR DEY SHIT UP! DON’T LET DEM CUNTS GET AWAY WITH THAT PUSSY SHIT!
*Viviana runs to Diane and Britany’s room, but she finds that they took absolutely everything that they owned, except for the mattresses*
Viviana: Ayy they may have dey clothes, but imma make their sleep hella horrible.
*Viviana ran down to the kitchen and grabbed two gallons of water and a bag of sugar*
Viviana: I hope these thirsty ass bitches stick to dey fucking mattress in they sleep and then imma fucking cut em’ to pieces.
*She dumped half the bag of sugar on each of their mattresses and then a gallon of water on each mattress*
Cheyanne: Rest in fucking piece bitches. I hope you ain’t never sleep again in my mothafuckin’ house. I will make yo ass walk the fuck out.
*THE NEXT DAY*
Viviana: Ayy Cheyanne. I’m telling you, I can’t wait to see dem bitches walk through the door. It’s gonna be on like Donkey Kong.
Cheyanne: Bitch I’m saying. They don’t know what they got comin’ to em’
Viviana: I’m saying bitch.
*IN THE LIMO*
Britany: You know Chey and V are gonna try to jump us right when we walk through the mothafuckin door.
Diane: Yeah, I was kinda expecting that.
Britany: So are you gonna try and prepare for em’ or are we just gonna let them kick our ass?
Diane: We beat her ass yesterday? I mean what’s stopping is from doing it again? For fuck’s sake Britany, just cuz we are white does not mean we can’t take her.
Britany: You aren’t factoring in the fact that Cheyanne was locked out of the room last night. I am not saying we can’t take her, but we do not know how strong she is.
Diane: Why don’t you go after V, since her beef is mainly with you and honestly, I can take
Chey. I will kick her ass if she even dare try to step in.
*The limo pulls up to the house. Diane and Britany walk out and step up to the house. They open the door to see Cheyanne and Viviana standing at the stairs*
Britany: Wassup boo? I see you got a cute ass black eye and your weave is all kinds of fucked up.
Viviana: You think you two can jump me and get away with it. If you think that’s true then you got me fucked up. I ain’t nobody’s bitch and I will not tolerate jumping.
Cheyanne: Ain’t dat da truth
*Before Britany or Diane replies, Viviana lunges towards Britany, but Britany grabs her by her weave and knocks her into the ground*
Britany: Bitch you think you so bad. You can’t even beat me when you tryna catch me off guard.
*Britany continues to punch Viviana in the face and Viviana does nothing but stick her arms out and try to block the punches. Cheyanne looks at Diane, who is staring right back at her. Cheyanne looks back at the fight and does absolutely nothing to help her friend.*
Security: *They pull Britany off of Viviana, who has a bloody lip and nos* Girls, stop fighting.
Britany: Bitch where’s round three? I won the first two you dumb cunt! I’ll take you anytime, anywhere. You ain’t gonna fuck me up. *Before security turned Britany away from Viviana, she hocked a loogie at Viviana and it landed in her eye*
Viviana: *She pats her eye and tries to jump through security* YOU TRASHY ASS BITCH!
Britany: Come at me bitch! I’ll fight your ass, even with two men holding me back. I can take your ass any day! Try me.
*Security releases Britany. Her and Diane walk to their room and immediately notice that something is wrong with their mattresses. To solve their problem, they flip over the mattress and they throw on two pairs of sheets.
Confessional (Britany and Diane): Britany: Bitches really believe that they actually are gonna scare me outta here. It’s fucking Barbie bitch and I am never leaving my dream house. Diane: Amen to that. See ya later bitches.
*In the other room*
Gina: V, why the hell can’t you just leave Brit alone. You judged her solely because she was white and now look at you. You have gotten your ass kicked twice.
Viviana: Gina, please don’t try and start with me right now, I am not the one. Besides, whose side are you on anyway? The pretty, rich white girls or your fellow latina’s?
Gina: I am not picking fucking sides. They seem like chill, real-ass bitches. I mean they obviously belong here with most of us, as they can hold their own, against bitches like you and Chey.
Viviana: What are you even talking about? Cheyanne didn’t have my back in that fight. She stood back and watched as Britany attacked me.
Cheyanne: Ayy V, don’t let my name come out your mouth. No offense dog, but you got what was coming to you. You can’t just pick on a bitch, because she is white.
Viviana: But girl you is my friend. You was supposed to have my back!
Cheyanne: BITCH THIS AIN’T THE BABYSITTER’S CLUB! I GOT MY OWN BACK AND I FUCK WITH THE BITCHES THAT I WANNA FUCK WITH. Glad that I got that shit straight.
Viviana: Bitch I know that you ain’t tryna fight me. I KNOW that you ain’t tryna fight with me.
Gladys: Ayy, what is with all the yelling?
Cheyanne: This BITCH thinks that she can sit there and tell me how to live my life. No thank you! From now on, Chey is flying solo!
*In the other room*
Britany: Yay! Finally some drama on the other side of the house.
Katlyn: I don’t know why you don’t just leave them alone. They never really did anything to hurt you.
Britany: Bitch shut up! You wanna take that side, then go ahead. You ain’t even wanted over here anyway.
Diane: Amen to that.
*Britany and Diane run over to the other room and see that Viviana and Cheyanne are within feet of each other, just staring at each other*
Gladys: Eh, I don’t need do drama in here. So if you got beef, imma need yawl to take that OUT of my sanctuary. OK? Thank you!
*All the girls walk into the house and immediately only one of them goes to their room and
that is Cheyanne*
Cheyanne: Ayy V, you may wanna come check this shit out!
*In another room*
Britany: Stand behind the door, so when V, runs in we can lock the others out.
*Diane gets behind the door*
Viviana: What’s up Cheyanne?
Cheyanne: Come here bitch. You really gotta see this. I am fuckiong speechless.
*Viviana walks into her room and see the mess that the other bad girls made of her stuff*
Cheyanne: What are you going to do?
Viviana: Where the fuck are you, stupid ass sluts? Huh? You wanna fuck with my shit….WHEN I’M GONE? Pussy ass bitches. Come out and show yourselves you motherfucking cowards. I swear, I am gonna rip your heads off.
*Viviana figured out exactly where Britany was and she run down the corridor, to Britany’s room, Cheyanne, about 10 feet behind her*
Viviana: *Runs into the room* Really bitch you wanna mess with my shit? You really wanna go there you stupid dumb cunt?
*Diane slams the door, right before Cheyanne enters the room and she locks it and pushes a dresser in front of it.
Viviana: *She looks back at Diane* Really you guys are finna jump me? You can try, but I sure as hell know that I can take you both. You both are weak, pussy ass bitches. Do something.
Britany: And you are a stupid wannabe gangbanger.
Viviana: *Her face gets red and she jumps on Britany and starts punching her* Bitch, who the fuck do you think you are?
Diane: *She runs over to Britany’s bed and drags Viviana off by her hair* Now, now now bitch. This isn’t gonna be that easy for you.
*Diane knees her in the face, then she gains control of Viviana’s hair again and she starts to brutally punch the back of her head. Britany jumps in and sucker punches Viviana.
Britany: So much for being able to take us you stupid bitch.
Security: OPEN THE DOOR!
Cheyanne: Whoop they asses V! Kill em boo! They ain’t nothing special.
*Security begins to bang down the door. Diane loses grip of Viviana’s hair and Viviana gets loose and grabs Britany by her hair and punches her dead in the face, three times.
Viviana: Bitch, you’re fucking deluded if you think imma give up without a fight.
*Britany and Diane latch on to Viviana’s weave just as security breaks down the door.
Security tries to break them up, but Britany and Diane have death grips on Viviana’s hair.
Security: Girls let go of her hair.
*One security drags Diane off and she takes a patch of Viviana’s weave with her. Another Security guard tries to drag Britany off of Viviana, but she refuses to let go. Britany drags Viviana with her, as Viviana repeatedly kicks Britany. Britany continues to punch Viviana, trying to knock her out, but she can’t. After another security guard joins in, they finally drag Britany off, but she completely pulls off Viviana’s weave.*
Britany: HA bitch! Look at you. You so fucking ugly without your weave. Look at the wannabe gangster bitch, tryna act like she fight two white girls, but she can’t do nothing.
Viviana: Bitch, step to me like a real bitch and fight me one on one, you pussy ass coward ass bitch.
Britany: Shut up bitch. Don’t ever call me a fucking sidekick ever again. I am not a sidekick. Next time I will have your ass put in a hospital bed. Best believe that bitch. *She spits on
Viviana as she gets dragged out of the room*
*Security sits Britany and Diane down*
Security: Now, we cannot fully say who started the fight because it happened behind closed doors, but let this be a warning. Fighting is not tolerated in the bad girls club. Okay?
Britany: But dude! She fucking tackled me. THAT DUMB CUNT GOT WHAT WAS FUCKING COMING TO HER!
Viviana: Bitch I will fucking murder you. You will see. Try me bitch! Just fucking try me!
Security: I don’t care who started the fight, I said this is a warning. Now, just to let the tension in the house die down, we are gonna send you two to a hotel for the night. Pack your belongings. A limo will be by shortly to pick you up.
*Diane and Britany grab their already fully-packed bags and walk downstairs*
Cheyanne: Ha the stupid bitches are getting kicked out of the house. See you later you dumb bitches. Glad to get two new replacements, cuz we don’t want yawl around here.
Diane: Bitch, shut the fuck up. We ain’t leaving the house, we are being forced to go to a hotel for a night.
Cheyanne: Just remember, none of us will miss either of you.
Diane: I don’t wanna be missed by trashy sluts like you.
*Cheyanne throws her glass at Diane*
Cheyanne: What the fuck did you just call me?
Diane: I believe the word is trash. Look it up you illiterate bitch.
*Cheyanna charges Diane, but Diane grabs her by her weave and sucker punches her in the face and swings her around. Cheyanne punches Diane a few times in her thigh, but doesn’t do damage. Security pulls Diane away and escorts her out of the house.
(AS THE LIMO DRIVES AWAY)
Britany: Those bitches don’t know what I have in store for them! (She laughs as the exit music plays)
Gina: *Grabs a bottle of champagne* So, now that we are all here, who wants to get this party started?
*She pops the cork and all the girls start to scream. Gina pours the bottle all over her body and then proceeds to fill up seven glasses*
Cheyanne: I would like to make a toast, to the four baddest bitches and their three sidekicks.
*Britany, Diane and Katlyn all look at each other as the other four girls laugh and drink their champagne*
Gladys: I will toast to that.
Viviana and Gina: Me too.
*Britany, Diana and Kat all walk into their room, their wine glasses still full of the bubbly liquor*
Britany: What the fuck do they mean by sidekicks? Do they really think that because we are white, we aren’t as bad as they are?
Diane: Dumb bitches. Glad there ain’t nobody like them back at home.
Britany: Cheers to being young, hot and better than those bitches.
*They all clink their glasses together and laugh along*
Confessional (Katlyn): I don’t know which side to choose. The white girls seem to accept me, but that is only cuz’ they are way outnumbered. However, the other don’t seem to want to have anything to do with me. It is very disheartening*
*Brit, Diane and Kat all return to the kitchen, but their other roommates are missing. They walk upstairs to the other room and see that they are all getting ready*
Britany: What’s goin’ on?
Viviana: Us cool girls are gonna go to Blackout. You guys can tagalong if you want, I guess.
Diane: *Looks at Britany and Kat* No, it’s fine. Yawl go enjoy yourselves.
Katlyn: I’m going. I don’t wanna be stuck in this house. *She walks off and goes to get into
her favorite party dress*
Britany: Well, I guess we will be off.
*Diane and Britany walk out of the room*
Viviana: I really hate that stupid cunt. She is so fucking annoying. *Mimics Britany* Hi, I’m
Britany, and I get every fucking thing that I want, thanks to daddy.
*All of the other girls in the room laugh*
Confessional (Britany): Really bitch? REALLY? You wanna fucking laugh at me, cuz I have some money and you are a fucking broke ass bitch. Best believe it’s going down when your
ass gets home tonight, bitch. You better watch out.
* The limo arrives and Cheyanna, Viviana, Gina, Gladys and Katlyn all pile in.
(AT THE CLUB)
Viviana: I am so glad that those other two lame bitches decided to stay at home, but I don’t know why this bitch wants to be seen with us. I mean we DON’T LIKE YOU. Seriously bitch, go home.
Cheyanne: I know that’s right. I think this house needs some spring cleaning, already, and I already know who I want to get rid of.
(INSIDE THE CLUB)
*Gina begins to grind with a man and his girlfriend and Viviana walks back in*
Viviana: Uhh, and why the fuck did BGC cast Slutty Betty? Like seriously bitch? How many STD’s have you gotten in the last year, alone, you sloppy ass bitch?
Cheyanne: *Laughs and spits out some of her martini* You a cold-hearted bitch and that’s why I love you.
(AT THE HOUSE)
*Diane and Britany go through and lock every door in the house then proceed to go the kitchen*
Britany: Let’s make V some salad, cuz we all know that the heifer could use some.
*Diane and Britany take a bunch of ingredients to Viviana’s room*
Britany: Bitch, you really wanna try and call me a sidekick once again? I will knock your fucking lights out.
Diane: Like who the fuck do you think you are bitch? Who told you that you was the queen of everything?
*Diane splashes pepper into every single article of clothing that Viviana brought. Britany pours Thousand Island Dressing on her bed sheets and then proceeds to toss more onto her clothes, her shoes and every last accessory of hers.
Britany: Hey Diane, you know what show I never got casted for?
Diane: What’s that B?
Britany: Project Runway! I think I wanna make some clothes!
*Britany and Diane take all of Viviana’s clothes and stretch them in half. Then they proceed to cut holes in every last thing, including her shoes.*
Diane: Bitch, I hope ain’t none of this real, cuz they goin’ swimming. *Diane throws all of
Viviana’s jewelry into the toilet and then flushes it.*
Britany: Oops, I hope that these bags aren’t designer? Cuz they is gonna be sleepin with the fishes!
*Britany takes every last handbag and throws them into the pool. Then her and Diane proceed to break down the frame of her bed.*
Confessional (Britany): I hope V sees how much of a fucking sidekick I am. I really hope she enjoys the art that me and Diane made for her, cuz it took a lot of work to do that.
*The girls go and unlock every door, then they hear a limo pull up and they go and sit in their beds*
Confessional (Diane): Some shit is ‘bout ta go down, thanks to V’s big ass mouth. Her ass is getting dropped.
*Each of the girls get off their plane and start to head to the house. The first one to arrive is a beautiful young girl; Britany*
Video Tape: Hey BGC, what it do? My name is Britany and I’m the baddest bitch in all of Malibu. Unlike the other fake ass, phony ass cunts, I am the real deal. I run it, thanks to my daddy, my money and my die hard attitude. Ain’t no bitch tryna fuck with me, because she knows I will drop her ass…off the face of the earth (laughs).
Britany: OMG whaddup bitches? The main bitch is in the place to be!
*Nobody answers. Britany waits around for about 5 minutes, until her next roommate arrives*
Video tape: Eh, yo! Is Viviana bitches and you should pick me (pauses) to be on BGC. I am cute, fun and everybody knows I run it. I run it from West side to East side. North to south. I got bitches in every area code that fear me, cuz they know I am a real ass, hard ass bitch.
Viviana: Eh! Is anybody here?
Britany: OMG hey boo. How are you? My name is Britany, and I am from Malibu.
Viviana: My name is Viviana, but I’m pretty sure you already heard of me. I run the Bronx.
Confessional (Britany): Eew, I don’t like Viviana, she is so…ghetto. I hope she decides to
leave…soon
Confessional (Viviana): Eh, yo, mister casting director, why the fuck did you cast a princess
for the bad girls club? She don’t deserve to be here. Like come on! GET OUTTA HERE!
*The girls float to two different completely opposite sides of the room and wait for their other roommates to arrive. After about 15 minutes, another one shows up*
Video tape: Wow hello bad girls club! My name is Diane, I am a fierce ass bitch and I know you gonna want me on the first ever season of this show. I am totally eye candy and everybody ‘round here know that I am able to hold my own. Growing up on a farm and with
five brothers has definitely prepared me to be a part of this show.
Diane: Heller ladies. Diane is in the place to be. Where yawl bitches be at?
Britany: *Runs from her room* OMG hi! It is so nice to meet you! Where you from?
Diane: I am from the great farming state Nebraska, little miss Barbie.
Confessional (Viviana): Seriously, is this season gonna be hella whitewashed? Like, who the fuck invited Barbie and this hick? I don’t know how much I wanna be here anymore.
*Another limo pulls up and a black girl steps out*
Video Tape: Ayy, what it do bad girl club? It’s me, Cheyanne, the mothafuckin project princess. Errybody knows that I be reppin’ West side all day. I am from Long Beach and down there, every bitch is shaking in her boots, cuz they know that I am a bad ass bitch. So
choose me to be on this season, or else. (Laughs into the camera)
Cheyanne: Ayy! Whaddup bad bitches? Cheyanne is in the place to be! Now we can get this
mothafucka crackin.
Viviana: What’s up bitch? Finally, we got a real bad girl up in here. Not none of this white-washed bullshit. You gon’ be my roomie I can already feel it
Confessional (Viviana): On a real note, Viv, is totally cool. I already love her. She is a real ass bitch, who ain’t afraid to say what the fuck is on her mind. Shoutout to her.
*Another limo door slams*
Video Tape: Wassup hoes, it’s me, Gladys. I am a hard ass bitch. I been to jail many times for assault. I been fired from jobs for hostile behavior and because one time I slammed a bitches head into her desk. I go hard. I gotta do this, just so I can improve myself for my 9 year old son, Kingston. I gotta make his world as best as I can.
Gladys: Hey! Is anybody else here? Gladys is glad to be in D-town. Reppin’ mothafuckin D-TROIT.
Cheyanne: *Runs from her room* Wuddup girl. Finally, I get to see another dark-skinned bitch in this mothafucka.
Gladys: I am glad to see that this show actually has the hard ass bitches.
Confessional (Britany and Diane): Britany: Really? I signed up for the bad girls club, not a three month vacation to project paradise. Diane: I’m saying bitch.
Gladys: Where are the other bitches? I know we got more than two fly ass females here!
Cheyanne: Well our roommate, Viviana, is chillin’ in our room and the white bitches are off probably talking about like shoes or some dumb shit.
*Another limousine pulls up*
Video Tape: Hey Bad Girls Club, it’s the riches girl in Texas, Katlyn. My daddy is one of our state senators and my mommy, well she is a highly-known television personality. I run everything. I got the means to get what I want and I’m not just talking about money. I love to act out and sneak around and sleep with a bunch of guys. I am a party girl, like what else can I say?
Katlyn: Kat is here! You bitches may applaud!
Britany: Finally, a girl that I can relate to. How ya doin’ bitch?
Katlyn: Uhhh, I’m fine (Flashes a fake smile). Where is everybody else
Britany: Well the hoodrats are probably talking about they lives in the “hood” and our roommate Diane is unpacking her shit.
*The final limo pulls up*
Video Tape: Hola, Bad Girls Club. It’s meeeeeee, Gina! I am the flyest bitch under the sun. Everybody loves me, well because I sleep with everybody. I bartend, I know how to handle my liquor and I definitely know how to handle myself.
Gina: Hola, sexy mamacitas. Where is everybody? The fucking party has arrived.
Viviana: *Runs from her room* Yes, another Latina has entered the building. How you doing bitch?
Gina: First off, please don’t call me a bitch, its offensives. Second, I am fine.
Confessional (Viviana): I don’t know how much Im’ma like Gina. She is a fellow Latina, but she seems like a really uptight, snotty ass bitch.
Welcome, seven brand new girls to a house filled with drunks, drama and delightful entertainment. For 13 weeks seven girls will live together, in the same house, learning how to grow and improve themselves as individuals. However, they have to make it through the entire 13 weeks without inflicting any harm upon one another.
Britany Collier "The Pin-up Poptart" ~ Sweet as her mother's homemade apple pie, until the wrong person fucks with her.
Viviana Francis "Miss H.B.I.C." ~ Runs everything and she knows it and uses it to her advantage.
Diane Hurley "The Ferocious Farmgirl" ~ Grew up with six brothers, on a farm, so she knows exactly what she is doing when it comes to fighting.
Cheyanne Lowry "The Project Princess" ~ A ghetto star, stuck in the projects. Loud as a lion, conniving as a snake and smart as the streets.
Gladys McFarland "The Heated Housemother" ~ A single mother who has been abandoned by everybody in her life and no longer is willing to deal with defeat.
Katlyn Hansen "Miss Rich Bitch" ~ Had everything handed to her on a silver platter, so she gets what she wants, when she wants it.
Gina Santana "The Ticking Timebomb" ~ A girl who bartends in order to get along, but has a very short, VERY flammable fuse.
