Gina: *Grabs a bottle of champagne* So, now that we are all here, who wants to get this party started?
*She pops the cork and all the girls start to scream. Gina pours the bottle all over her body and then proceeds to fill up seven glasses*
Cheyanne: I would like to make a toast, to the four baddest bitches and their three sidekicks.
*Britany, Diane and Katlyn all look at each other as the other four girls laugh and drink their champagne*
Gladys: I will toast to that.
Viviana and Gina: Me too.
*Britany, Diana and Kat all walk into their room, their wine glasses still full of the bubbly liquor*
Britany: What the fuck do they mean by sidekicks? Do they really think that because we are white, we aren’t as bad as they are?
Diane: Dumb bitches. Glad there ain’t nobody like them back at home.
Britany: Cheers to being young, hot and better than those bitches.
*They all clink their glasses together and laugh along*
Confessional (Katlyn): I don’t know which side to choose. The white girls seem to accept me, but that is only cuz’ they are way outnumbered. However, the other don’t seem to want to have anything to do with me. It is very disheartening*
*Brit, Diane and Kat all return to the kitchen, but their other roommates are missing. They walk upstairs to the other room and see that they are all getting ready*
Britany: What’s goin’ on?
Viviana: Us cool girls are gonna go to Blackout. You guys can tagalong if you want, I guess.
Diane: *Looks at Britany and Kat* No, it’s fine. Yawl go enjoy yourselves.
Katlyn: I’m going. I don’t wanna be stuck in this house. *She walks off and goes to get into
her favorite party dress*
Britany: Well, I guess we will be off.
*Diane and Britany walk out of the room*
Viviana: I really hate that stupid cunt. She is so fucking annoying. *Mimics Britany* Hi, I’m
Britany, and I get every fucking thing that I want, thanks to daddy.
*All of the other girls in the room laugh*
Confessional (Britany): Really bitch? REALLY? You wanna fucking laugh at me, cuz I have some money and you are a fucking broke ass bitch. Best believe it’s going down when your
ass gets home tonight, bitch. You better watch out.
* The limo arrives and Cheyanna, Viviana, Gina, Gladys and Katlyn all pile in.
(AT THE CLUB)
Viviana: I am so glad that those other two lame bitches decided to stay at home, but I don’t know why this bitch wants to be seen with us. I mean we DON’T LIKE YOU. Seriously bitch, go home.
Cheyanne: I know that’s right. I think this house needs some spring cleaning, already, and I already know who I want to get rid of.
(INSIDE THE CLUB)
*Gina begins to grind with a man and his girlfriend and Viviana walks back in*
Viviana: Uhh, and why the fuck did BGC cast Slutty Betty? Like seriously bitch? How many STD’s have you gotten in the last year, alone, you sloppy ass bitch?
Cheyanne: *Laughs and spits out some of her martini* You a cold-hearted bitch and that’s why I love you.
(AT THE HOUSE)
*Diane and Britany go through and lock every door in the house then proceed to go the kitchen*
Britany: Let’s make V some salad, cuz we all know that the heifer could use some.
*Diane and Britany take a bunch of ingredients to Viviana’s room*
Britany: Bitch, you really wanna try and call me a sidekick once again? I will knock your fucking lights out.
Diane: Like who the fuck do you think you are bitch? Who told you that you was the queen of everything?
*Diane splashes pepper into every single article of clothing that Viviana brought. Britany pours Thousand Island Dressing on her bed sheets and then proceeds to toss more onto her clothes, her shoes and every last accessory of hers.
Britany: Hey Diane, you know what show I never got casted for?
Diane: What’s that B?
Britany: Project Runway! I think I wanna make some clothes!
*Britany and Diane take all of Viviana’s clothes and stretch them in half. Then they proceed to cut holes in every last thing, including her shoes.*
Diane: Bitch, I hope ain’t none of this real, cuz they goin’ swimming. *Diane throws all of
Viviana’s jewelry into the toilet and then flushes it.*
Britany: Oops, I hope that these bags aren’t designer? Cuz they is gonna be sleepin with the fishes!
*Britany takes every last handbag and throws them into the pool. Then her and Diane proceed to break down the frame of her bed.*
Confessional (Britany): I hope V sees how much of a fucking sidekick I am. I really hope she enjoys the art that me and Diane made for her, cuz it took a lot of work to do that.
*The girls go and unlock every door, then they hear a limo pull up and they go and sit in their beds*
Confessional (Diane): Some shit is ‘bout ta go down, thanks to V’s big ass mouth. Her ass is getting dropped.
