*Each of the girls get off their plane and start to head to the house. The first one to arrive is a beautiful young girl; Britany*
Video Tape: Hey BGC, what it do? My name is Britany and I’m the baddest bitch in all of Malibu. Unlike the other fake ass, phony ass cunts, I am the real deal. I run it, thanks to my daddy, my money and my die hard attitude. Ain’t no bitch tryna fuck with me, because she knows I will drop her ass…off the face of the earth (laughs).
Britany: OMG whaddup bitches? The main bitch is in the place to be!
*Nobody answers. Britany waits around for about 5 minutes, until her next roommate arrives*
Video tape: Eh, yo! Is Viviana bitches and you should pick me (pauses) to be on BGC. I am cute, fun and everybody knows I run it. I run it from West side to East side. North to south. I got bitches in every area code that fear me, cuz they know I am a real ass, hard ass bitch.
Viviana: Eh! Is anybody here?
Britany: OMG hey boo. How are you? My name is Britany, and I am from Malibu.
Viviana: My name is Viviana, but I’m pretty sure you already heard of me. I run the Bronx.
Confessional (Britany): Eew, I don’t like Viviana, she is so…ghetto. I hope she decides to
leave…soon
Confessional (Viviana): Eh, yo, mister casting director, why the fuck did you cast a princess
for the bad girls club? She don’t deserve to be here. Like come on! GET OUTTA HERE!
*The girls float to two different completely opposite sides of the room and wait for their other roommates to arrive. After about 15 minutes, another one shows up*
Video tape: Wow hello bad girls club! My name is Diane, I am a fierce ass bitch and I know you gonna want me on the first ever season of this show. I am totally eye candy and everybody ‘round here know that I am able to hold my own. Growing up on a farm and with
five brothers has definitely prepared me to be a part of this show.
Diane: Heller ladies. Diane is in the place to be. Where yawl bitches be at?
Britany: *Runs from her room* OMG hi! It is so nice to meet you! Where you from?
Diane: I am from the great farming state Nebraska, little miss Barbie.
Confessional (Viviana): Seriously, is this season gonna be hella whitewashed? Like, who the fuck invited Barbie and this hick? I don’t know how much I wanna be here anymore.
*Another limo pulls up and a black girl steps out*
Video Tape: Ayy, what it do bad girl club? It’s me, Cheyanne, the mothafuckin project princess. Errybody knows that I be reppin’ West side all day. I am from Long Beach and down there, every bitch is shaking in her boots, cuz they know that I am a bad ass bitch. So
choose me to be on this season, or else. (Laughs into the camera)
Cheyanne: Ayy! Whaddup bad bitches? Cheyanne is in the place to be! Now we can get this
mothafucka crackin.
Viviana: What’s up bitch? Finally, we got a real bad girl up in here. Not none of this white-washed bullshit. You gon’ be my roomie I can already feel it
Confessional (Viviana): On a real note, Viv, is totally cool. I already love her. She is a real ass bitch, who ain’t afraid to say what the fuck is on her mind. Shoutout to her.
*Another limo door slams*
Video Tape: Wassup hoes, it’s me, Gladys. I am a hard ass bitch. I been to jail many times for assault. I been fired from jobs for hostile behavior and because one time I slammed a bitches head into her desk. I go hard. I gotta do this, just so I can improve myself for my 9 year old son, Kingston. I gotta make his world as best as I can.
Gladys: Hey! Is anybody else here? Gladys is glad to be in D-town. Reppin’ mothafuckin D-TROIT.
Cheyanne: *Runs from her room* Wuddup girl. Finally, I get to see another dark-skinned bitch in this mothafucka.
Gladys: I am glad to see that this show actually has the hard ass bitches.
Confessional (Britany and Diane): Britany: Really? I signed up for the bad girls club, not a three month vacation to project paradise. Diane: I’m saying bitch.
Gladys: Where are the other bitches? I know we got more than two fly ass females here!
Cheyanne: Well our roommate, Viviana, is chillin’ in our room and the white bitches are off probably talking about like shoes or some dumb shit.
*Another limousine pulls up*
Video Tape: Hey Bad Girls Club, it’s the riches girl in Texas, Katlyn. My daddy is one of our state senators and my mommy, well she is a highly-known television personality. I run everything. I got the means to get what I want and I’m not just talking about money. I love to act out and sneak around and sleep with a bunch of guys. I am a party girl, like what else can I say?
Katlyn: Kat is here! You bitches may applaud!
Britany: Finally, a girl that I can relate to. How ya doin’ bitch?
Katlyn: Uhhh, I’m fine (Flashes a fake smile). Where is everybody else
Britany: Well the hoodrats are probably talking about they lives in the “hood” and our roommate Diane is unpacking her shit.
*The final limo pulls up*
Video Tape: Hola, Bad Girls Club. It’s meeeeeee, Gina! I am the flyest bitch under the sun. Everybody loves me, well because I sleep with everybody. I bartend, I know how to handle my liquor and I definitely know how to handle myself.
Gina: Hola, sexy mamacitas. Where is everybody? The fucking party has arrived.
Viviana: *Runs from her room* Yes, another Latina has entered the building. How you doing bitch?
Gina: First off, please don’t call me a bitch, its offensives. Second, I am fine.
Confessional (Viviana): I don’t know how much Im’ma like Gina. She is a fellow Latina, but she seems like a really uptight, snotty ass bitch.
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