My wife, Diane, and I went to a fancy restaurant with our Black friends, our Asian friends, and our half-Black, half-Asian friends in wheelchairs. I said to everyone that everything on the menu looked good and then Diane said, “I was going to say the same thing!” And then I was like, “Well Jesus, Diane, if you were going to say it, then why didn’t you say it until after I said it?” Then Diane was like, “Well I was just thinking it.” And so I was like, “Well fuck Diane, that’s the goddamned dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!” I was about to bring up the idea of getting divorced, but the dessert menu looked pretty good and I know that deep down, this type of socializing is healthy for a nice guy like me.