Hey its hotrocket and this is my first blog! Please no masterbating.
I Got an Ice Cream Cone!
All I had to do was go to court with my Grandma’s boyfriend and tell a bunch people that we were at home watching tv all afternoon last Tuesday even though we weren’t. Now I have ice cream. And I was allowed to ride both ways in the back seat of the car instead of the trunk. Goodness, I’m lucky! Sometimes I think that when God was creating me, the phone must’ve rang and he started talking and forgot that he left the valve on that was pumping lucky juice into my veins. Then he got back and was like, “Oh no! There’s none left for those starving kids I’m about to make.” He truly does work in mysterious ways!
