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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Violet Beauregarde was robbed.

1stDec 2, 2018 by Halloween
Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No.
Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes.

1. She’s the most knowledgeable about candy. She’s committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course-meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum) and the neverending gobstopper (longevity).

2. She’s the most fit to run a business. Violet is competitive, determined, hard working, and willing to take risks. Her father is a small town car salesman and politician, so she could easily pick up knowledge and support from him. (Veruca’s dad is also a business man, and in a compatible market (nuts), but it’s made very clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of business practices or hard work.)

3. She’s the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that ‘always goes wrong’ on Oompa Loompas while he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to put herself on the front line, instead of treating the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would therefore be a better boss.

4. Her personality ‘flaw’ is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they just say ‘gum is pretty cool, but it’s not socially acceptable to chew it all day‘. The thing is, we already know that she can stop if she wants, because she already did that to win the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby (like when her mother tries to shame her about her habit during a televised interview) but the obsession with candy and neglect of social norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about. This is on brand.

5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy he’s very proud of. Violet is like “oh sick, that’s gum, my special interest.” Wonka then pulls a “WRONG! It’s amazing gum!” In the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when he’s like “I wouldn’t do that” why should she give a shit what he has to say? She’s not like Charlie over here who’s all “Sure Gramps, let’s stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I just saw what happened to Violet so I actually KNOW what this stuff can be capable of” Also, Violet is not selfish about her experience, she tells everyone what she’s tasting and feeling, and everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet is Prometheus: fact.

So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself.

Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka’s shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. She’s passionate, sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. She’s even better than Wonka, because she doesn’t endanger others.

Violet should’ve been picked to inherit the chocolate factory.

Comments

i saw this post and honestly...tea
Sent by TylerK,Dec 2, 2018
ween how do u feel about ur name being thrown out as a set for 14th in the stars house
Sent by chibideidara,Dec 2, 2018
yea
Sent by zachbbs,Dec 2, 2018
is this from clubs that suck who wrote this
Sent by Aquamarine,Dec 2, 2018
ur a counter in stars ... toby
Sent by EmzThorne,Dec 2, 2018
Violet is Prometheus: fact.
Sent by mastropola,Dec 2, 2018
Charlie has the personality of a brick. Violet and Veruca were both robbed honestly.
Sent by Paige54,Dec 2, 2018
I saw this tweet a week ago
Sent by _Adidas_,Dec 2, 2018
I didnt know I needed this blog until now but im happy for it :p
Sent by NewNightmare7,Dec 3, 2018
Woke
Sent by hwest14,Dec 3, 2018
Saw it in Imgur last week so
Sent by sk9ergal,Dec 3, 2018
“Sure Gramps, let’s stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I just saw what happened to Violet so I actually KNOW what this stuff can be capable of”
Sent by Darbe,Dec 3, 2018
My heart wants to plus this but "Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No." won't let me
Sent by xFalsify,Dec 3, 2018
Exactly
Sent by ItsAustin,Dec 3, 2018
We love copying articles and making them your own.
Sent by yswimmer96,Dec 3, 2018
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishabassi/violet-beauregarde-willy-wonka-chocolate-factory-tumblr-post
Sent by yswimmer96,Dec 3, 2018
You stole this from Twitter.
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