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this was only typed because it's an ALL-STARS/2ND CHANCES season
Code’s Survivor Season 5: All-Stars
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Natalie - Carlisle
Cal - Calistic
Jordan - Jordanxo
SEASON FINALE: Episode Seventeen: Victory Is Sweet Like Ice Cream.
*BACK AT CAMP AFTER KOKidd was voted out*
Natalie: That was intense
Cal: Wait, why did we head back to camp?
Jordan: Because it’s the final day Cal. And we got tree mail
Natalie: Oh, I know what this is.
Cal: But she hasn’t opened the damn thing yet. Calm yourself eager beagle.
Natalie: Is it the Rite Of Passage?
Jordan: Yeah, actually it is.
Cal: What an amazing way to end a shitty adventure.
Jordan: Especially with these fucked up living conditions.
Natalie: We even had to build our own shelter…without supplies.
Cal: These producers are assholes.
*confessional*
Cal: I swear, I never said that. And if I get disqualified I’ll just keep coming back to such lovely producers.
Jordan: When we got tree mail, I was way more than overjoyed, and there was a reward for the remaining 3 of us. After Rite Of Passage, we get food!!!
Natalie: I feel so glad to be in the finals again. My only worry is that the jury sees me not fit to get 2nd or 1st this time.
*end confessional*
*Rite of Passage begins*
*first stop: 18goingst
Cal: 18, god was he confident. Like nothing could get in his way.
18goingst: Getting voted out first isn’t as painful as getting so close to the end and being eliminated there, and I didn’t expect to get far because I’ve been in ¾ of the previous seasons.
*second stop: adammastro
Natalie: Oh, good ole’ Adam. I remember how happy everyone was for him in the finals of our season. Hell, even I was happy.
adammastro: People saw me as a threat soon, so they got me out early. They’re smart, because they know past winners can win again.
*third stop: bigalex1995
Jordan: Alex, Damn he was lazy. He never did anything around camp while everyone was doing some work. No wonder he was voted out early again
Bigalex1995: I’m so tired and hungry. And I’m off the island so…*falls asleep*
*fourth stop: Chelsea1234*
Jordan: Chelsea, Half the tribe hated her, and the other half aligned with her. I flipped the vote just to piss her off, and she seemed angry when she was voted out
Chelsea1234 : I am so devastated I was voted out. However, I think if I return enough people should finally see me as winner.
*fifth stop: CrazyLocoBeast*
Natalie: All he ever did was dominate at challenges. Persistence gets you far, but not too far.
CrazyLocoBeast: For the 4th time, the fourth fucking time I get voted out. To me it made as much sense as gay sex. Which is no sense at all.
*sixth stop: Beauty_33*
Cal: Ooh, Crazy Bitch. This’ll be fun. She was not mental, but fucking insane, and the tribe loved that about her. I tried to convince my alliance to save her but they stuck with their original plan to get her out.
Beauty: Ooh, big surprise. I’m voted out again. Do I really care? I WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING COCONUTS!
*seventh stop: Donagal103*
Jordan: This is actually really interesting, she was so powerful and a great leader for her tribe before the swap, but coincidentally once we swapped, she was leader no more.
Donagal: Am I pissed? No. I won the first season and that perhaps was the distinction that caused my elimination, and my amazing leadership skills
*eighth stop: benopy*
Cal: Last time I played he was unanimously voted out right after me. Now here I am final 3, and he’s there before the merge at like 13th or so.
benopy: Why the hell did I come back? I forgot how shitty everyone here was, and it was worse than before because for the first time in this game, we FOUND our supplies and by winning rewards.
*ninth stop: zachboy967*
Natalie: So energetic, and fierce. Unfortunately for him, he has never gotten better than 10th in the 4 seasons he played in.
zachboy: *sigh* Once again, I have failed to get farther than jury, farther than 10th. Why do I always get screwed? Is it my devilishly handsome looks ,if you know what I mean?
*tenth stop: yinzer149*
Jordan: Ok, yinzer, old buddy, old pal. So you won last season. That is def your downfall
yinzer: I’ve won, I’ve lost, and I’ve done so many things I can’t speak of on television
*eleventh stop: Russell11*
Natalie: My god, was this guy persistent. Attempting to control the votes, and all that shit that got us here.
Russell: This time being voted out really sucks, because I didn’t make final 3 for the 3rd time, instead I get 3rd,Co-Runner-Up, and 10th. I know I’ll just keep trying.
*twelfth stop: HorseLover20*
Cal: This guy here fucking cheated his ass way to the finals back in Cambodia. And he made zero big moves. He was so quiet like that.
HorseLover: ……(AWKARD SILENCE)
*thirteenth stop: NewHereR*
Jordan: He got far last season because he knew how to play the game. If I hadn’t known his alliance got me out, he would still be here. He knows what decisions are made in this game.
NewHereR: Again, voted out. How unfortunate. I still made jury so YAY!
*fourteenth stop: luis_leal77*
Cal: Oh, it’s back to me? Challenge Beast. That’s all I have to say.
Luis Leal: So far in to this game, but for the second time my journey was cut short. All because of one bitchy backstabbing alliance member. It didn’t matter because they who blindside close ones, blindside themselves.
*fifteenth stop: Glinda*
Natalie: This was everyone’s main competition. Glinda knows how this game goes, and she also knows she fucked it up this time.
Glinda: I’m so glad to get the hell off the island from these people that hate you because you’re stronger, faster, smarter, and more sexier than you are. I should campaign for lesser grammar.
*sixteenth stop: firetruck421*
Jordan: Boy was it close at that double tribal. Somehow fire truck KNEW there would be a double elimination. How the hell did he know that?
firetruck: The one time that I’m right about how tribal council goes, I get voted out. Any ironic things there?
*seventeenth stop: KOKidd*
Natalie: Seasons 1 & 3…That’s on again off again. You got 8th and 2nd. The Fuck?
KOKidd: So, I got voted out. No biggie, I made finals once, and that’s what really matters.
*final stop: fire pit*
Cal: Alright Hoes. We know what to do. Let’s burn these shitty “All-Star” torches.
FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL
Cody: Alright, Congratulations Jordan, Cal, and Natalie. You have proven to be the top 3 All-Stars. We now bring in the members of our jury: zachboy, yinzer, Russell, HorseLover, NewHereR, Luis, Glinda, firetruck and KOKidd voted out at the last tribal council. For 39 days, you have struggled to survive, struggle to not get buttfucked- I mean backstabbed by alliance members. You have voted them out and now they must convince them to vote for you. Before I get to that, I have 2 questions and Jordan, since you won final immunity, you don’t get a question.
Natalie, you’ve been here in the finals before. Do you see that as an advantage or disadvantage?
Natalie: I definitely think that having been in the finals before, it is a disadvantage. I was constantly seen as a threat and the fact people voted me out, or, tried to, seems to support that.
Cody: Cal, the last time you played you were the first person voted out, and now here you are in the final 3. Do you feel the jury will vote for you because of that?
Cal: Being the first person voted out in the first season was definitely hard but I have come back fighting this time and have proved that I can succeed!! I definitely think that I should be voted for by the jury because everyone else knew how to play and I never had a chance and I have come back from almost being eliminated 3 times and having a rivalry with Natalie.
*Dumbass producers end up cutting the jury questions*
Cody: Alright Jury, It’s time to vote. Russell, you’re up first
*voting starts*
Voice #1: This is not who I expected to get this far. Way to go.
Voice #2: Competition is what Survivor is all about. You deserve this.
*2 mins later*
*voting ends*
Cody: Alright, I’ll reveal these votes once we get back to America. Go back to camp, grab your stuff and the jet ride home will soon arrive.
LIVE SHOW IN L.A.
Cody: Alright, you’ve been watching and now it’s time to reveal the votes.
First Vote
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Cal.
Second Vote
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Jordan.
Third Vote
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Jordan!
Fourth Vote
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. #natalie
2 votes Jordan, 1 vote Cal, 1 vote Natalie.
Fifth Vote
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natalie
Sixth Vote
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Cal
Seventh Vote
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Natalie
Eighth Vote
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The Winner Of Survivor: All-Stars by a vote of (3-2-2) 5-2-2 ()=Real Votes, and the other is random.org
NATALIE!!!!!
Audience Member: GET TO FAN FAVORITE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Cody: Just wait a second Mom.
And now the Fan Favorite For Survivor: All-Stars
The Nominees are Russell11,Glinda,luis_leal77,Jordanxo, Carlisle
It’s a tie between: Jordanxo & luis_leal77
So, in this case we have 2 FFs: CONGRATULATIONS!
Chelsea, Half the tribe hated her, and the other half aligned with her. I flipped the vote just to piss her off, and she seemed angry when she was voted out
awww
Cal: Alright Hoes. We know what to do. Let’s burn these shitty “All-Star” torches
im sure he meant to say
Cal: Alright Hoes. We know what to do. Let’s burn these shitty “All-Star” torches, exept keep Chelseas because shes flawless and should have been here instad of us
