And I will tell you what infectious disease you are.
BRAGA - You are rabies, a brain disease that is transmitted by animals. You are highly fatal so be proud <3.
FIONA - You are metatarsus varus, a disease which causes the toes to point inward when walking. You are common in children, and that's always a plus! <3
RANDOMKID - You are anodontia, a condition in which a person is born without any primary teeth. That's pretty darn creepy, yay! <3
DAVID - You are vasculitis, which destroys blood vessels (mainly the arteries and veins). That sounds dangerous. Congrats! <3
WHIP - You are writer's cramp. Sounds lame, but you affect MANY people and annoy the hell out of everyone. It's these little things in life that we should appreciate :') <3
X - You are narcolepsy. You cause extreme fatigue and you can put someone to sleep at completely inappropriate times. You can be extremely dangerous at times and that makes you a welcome addition to the family! <3