Someone hacked me, and made this blog, so I had to come back to rectify. Thank you hacker for not deleting my account, but shame on you for resurrecting me after a 3 year nap.
This cryptic individual added me on xbox live like 7 years ago saying they're from Teengagged and their mysterious actions led me to believe it could be sharkskin. Sadly I never solved the mystery, even with the help of a private dick richpaca who knows the secret gender of everyone and used linguistic analysis to figure out several of my multis but couldn't identify abiotic pear (or like 19 of my other multis)
Please help me solve this mystery before it's too late. I'm not sure if it's A or red coat or black widow or Mrs Hastings or the Jenna thing or abiotic pear, but SOMEONE is out to get us!
An excerpt from the diary of abiotic pear:
"My neighbor and her boyfriend were listening to country music so I literally mailed him a package with a dead armadillo in it."