I told someone I would meet them for sexy alone time tomorrow night but I do not plan on going. I should have declined the invite but I didn't want to be rude. I admit that I'm a tad lonely with the big V right around the corner (harrrrrrr), but I Do Not Hook Up.
Should I: a) not show up, b) come up with an excuse at the last second, or c) show up - but then slit my wrists on their sofa while laughing hysterically and crying