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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

A blog about chocolate milk

Aug 27, 2009 by BengalBoy
imageMy mother was cleaning out my room. She caught a glimpse of my computer. Now I'm not great at hiding things, so there was a folder on my desktop named "XXX". Obviously my mother brought it upon herself to look inside it, and just as she did I walked in...

"What is this?" she asked, with a disgusted expression. I looked at the computer and it was too late, she'd found my folder. This wasn't any XXX folder, this was a chocolate milk folder, it had people drinking chocolate milk in different poses, different ways, many different positions. I couldn't answer, I just ran out of my house with nothing but a Minnie Mouse t-shirt on! And my netball shorts, actually.

I went to the wee cafe down the street and just sat there. I was so tempted to ask for a glass of chocolate milk but I couldn't, I was so ashamed. My mother tried to call me on many occasions but I just rejected the calls coming from my Nokia 3310 which was modified to a point where it was capable of video calls.

I snuck home later. My mother was sitting in the hallway. She looked at me once with a blank face then walked away. She did not want to see nor talk to me.

I don't know how I can explain this to my parents, this is definitely my most embarrassing fetish since my ruining drama fetish.

Comments

lol
+9
Sent by Fiona89,Aug 27, 2009
Due to this stupid blog I have clicked your button :)
Sent by JJJJ,Aug 27, 2009
:O is had to be XXX huh/? lol
Sent by TripleXXX,Aug 27, 2009
LMAO Dru its ok :D
Sent by yswimmer96,Aug 27, 2009
lmao
Sent by Arctic_m00n,Aug 27, 2009
lmao +7
Sent by lonlee,Aug 27, 2009
lmfao +9
Sent by joeyjones,Aug 27, 2009
lol
Sent by skash,Aug 27, 2009
LOL +8
Sent by Danny7,Aug 27, 2009
ROFL. it will be allright dru +
Sent by Patrick7893,Aug 27, 2009
LOL :)
Sent by Chels05,Aug 27, 2009
LMFAO
Sent by 2cool4school,Aug 27, 2009
LMAO +4
Sent by kirby,Aug 27, 2009
Wow... at least you can drink your fetish.... maybe you should be better at hiing your milk...

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Sent by shawnspk,Aug 27, 2009
lolz
Sent by Nikkayy,Aug 27, 2009
wtf lol +28
Sent by chaddy,Aug 27, 2009
lmfao
Sent by Conceite,Aug 27, 2009
Minnie Mouse tank top**
Sent by DavidVegemite,Aug 27, 2009
aww gotta get one of them mini mouse blouses
Sent by blogs,Aug 27, 2009
One of the funniest blogs I've read..
Sent by Toka,Aug 27, 2009
omg,,,this is so funny,,,lmao
Sent by llb92,Aug 27, 2009
BengalBoy wins.  Not just the blog, the entire site.
Sent by HeyItsAlex,Aug 27, 2009
omfg im laughing so hard right now you have no idea.
Sent by wayneii308,Aug 27, 2009
LOL
Sent by Zacharyy,Aug 27, 2009
lmao!
Sent by hollyvengeance,Aug 27, 2009
that's hilarious. lmao
Sent by girlkillsboy,Aug 27, 2009
lol plussed!
Sent by piscesgirl,Aug 27, 2009
i had to explain my fetish to my parents. Horrible Experience.
Sent by JBX154,Aug 27, 2009
=^)
Sent by cheznahuf,Aug 27, 2009
LOLOLOL!!!!
Sent by Big_Bro_Fan,Aug 27, 2009
LOL
Sent by BlueLagoon506,Aug 28, 2009
lmao +6
Sent by Brittany24,Aug 28, 2009

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