5 splozojames50, Feb 4, 2017
I came in round 1 with my partner bigdizzleyomama. both of us SUCK ASS at parkour so i was a bit worried about our chances but i usually cockroach my way through his games anyways so whatever. I also saw hugatree343 and ethan000 were another duo so i knew that wed be able to work together since we were two of the weakest teams in the season
Rounds 1 and 2 followed the rivals format where the loser goes in the elim and then the winner sends someone in. me and jordan got second to last round 1 and chazza won so he kept me safe since weve worked with him before. Round 2 ofc hug and ethan got last and i think miller won who ive also worked with before so he kept us safe. SOMEHOW ethan and hug pulled out a win and i was SHOCKED.
Round 3 comes around and its announced the HORRIBLE bloodlines format of 2 teams was going to be implemented. I publically ranted about how much i hated the format and about how i was gonna do laundry because of how pointless the main challenge was. I was afk and the usual friend group that plays used that as a #copout to vote me against a team called nolan/allranks. I whooped nolan's ass in hall brawl and we were ready to be sent in every single elimination when it was announced that a girl named Shay (who was responsible for my elimination last season) was being evacuated bc her partner quit and that nolan would stay. thats when me nolan jordan and allranks JUMPED into action knowing how the numbers just changed.
us along with hug and ethan each scooped in 1 team each and the Glittery Tittery Abortions (GTA) was formed. we DOMINATED every single vote and sent teams against each other until the last possible moment at which point the game turned into duos l0l. i was SHOCKED because i have never in my 5 seasons been in the majority ever. Anyways, in the first pair challenge me and jordan survived and the bottom rung team from the GTA went home.
all of a sudden its the final 5. We had to do a electryle challenge and i told dizzle id go first. I FLOPPED HORRIBLY and only flew through two rings, so i knew wed be last. However in a twist of events JORDAN FLEW THROUGH 9 and we WON THE CHALLENGE. we sent in nolan and he beat the strongest remaining team so i was cackling. then the next round it was horse jumps. i got the hang of it quite quickly and was second to get to the top. it eventually went to a tiebreaker round where hug and ethan were safe so if i won i was in the position to drag them to the end. IN THE END I WON THE CHALLENGE AND WE WERE DEAD THAT WE ALL MADE IT.
in the final the first two challenges were parkour so me and dizzle took the penalties aka we had no chance at winning since the rest of the final was SIGNIFICANTLY easier (and quicker) than the parkour. Just as soon as i learned how to use coordinates its the only final that doesnt use them and focuses almost solely on parkour... :D
anyways the season was fun and it was great to see the..
