I know everyone is confused so I am REPORTING LIVE from outside the newly expanded Tengaged Event Coordination Congress Building aka Koolness234 's mom's basement.
The Coordinators, Coordinatresses and Coordinatrx are all SCRAMBLING to form a majority government, and in the meantime we are witnessing perhaps the most bloody and partisan moment in tengaged history.
Bodies are hitting the floor left and right and the few members of the public allowed inside to observe the proceedings are screaming for more. First it was EmmaM being stripped of her power, reasonable enough. Then she was dragged to the center of the room and shot. As the crowd, notably including ElectraViv rejoiced in jubilation, it only got more chaotic from there:
- pureessence under fire after now claiming denial of previous investigative reporting on her own part, surrounding the identity of user @Taya and others #EssesEmails #WeNeedAnswers
- #Ohhayy and #ItsAustin suspiciously banned in the chaos for undisclosed reasons, evidently owing to the unstable political climate
- boyfriend and heavyrain go blow for blow in the exit polls for the position Senior Social Media Stars Ticket Event Coordinator, predictably splitting support along political lines
- Mmabatlokoamolefe and sjsoccer88 have formed an unholy alliance and are dangerously close to appointing Mmaba as ultimate Coordinator Dictator #KnotsAndCrosses
- 3pi14159 is likely soon to meet a similar fate to Emma due to some racist blogs being exposed. Watch this space
-The current on-call senior mod CheapCheep has been contacted for emergency oversight but has claimed a family emergency #Covid
-Rumors abound that nmh95 is pushing for tighter restrictions on big girl thirst trap pics a la XavierR83 and iybf because he thinks certain other roided up bodies deserve more appreciation
- NoelSarah spotted ducking out the back door 20 minutes ago hiding her face behind a copy of VOGUE.
-Reports that Slice is suggesting formal inflation of the T$ because something something his pixel store #FreeMarket #Libertarianess
- Washed_Ravioli and hobnobgpro have been screaming at each other for hours at this point over whether the next Twist Stars will be Brains v Brawn v Stars Tickets or just Brains v Brawn.
-Continual uproar and suspiciously changing design rules (again likely slice involvement here) surrounding the Freaks and Geeks necklace, sparking important discussions about religious freedom on the site, see blogs by zeptis and biminibonboulash (I believe this is the cover story for #Ohhay 's ban but we all know that's bull clit)
-Most confusingly nobody is asking what the fuck..
