I ain’t playing no game,
This season was over as soon as I came.
When I’m done with your raps,
They’ll look like they were made by a handicap.
You all know me by Mr. Hood,
If you try me, I’ll say “I hope tf you would”
I’ll leave you as red as a robin
And as blue as a jay if I hear you sobbin’
You all swing from side to side like kids on a monkey bar,
But we both know that won’t get you far.
If you want to win, stop playing on the playground
And try and beat me on the battleground.
You should see by now that I don’t kid,
Keep trying me and I’ll hit you with a trash can lid.
All your alliances are so fake,
They are like saltine crackers, easy to break.
After last tribal, some of y’all questioned if you could still get the money,
But that wasn’t going to happen when you play on the dunny.
My social game will put you to sleep like a tranquilizer,
You won’t see it coming just like an Iceland geyser.
It’s funny how the Strokkur idol was a porcelain throne,
It was so easily flushed and overthrown.
I play these survivors like they are each a domino,
Once I set it off, the game erupts like a volcano.
If you want to be the champion, here’s what you do,
Just leave and go back to the zoo.
While I am here, you never had a chance,
I’ll dance while I break you, call that a break dance.
Give me the cold shoulder, see what goes down,
You’ll be filed away like a folder, no one will see you around.
Congratulations everyone on making it to final nine,
But can someone tell me when people will actually be online.
I’m powerful like the Nordic god Thor,
I’ve swept the floor with y’all, just tell me if you want more.
Most of you all’s games are about to decay like a tree,
Don’t worry though, you can be studied by Marie Curie.
If you want to be cold to me like the Tundra, dress warm,
I’ll throw you and your allies into a snow storm.
This island is mine for the taking,
I’ll snatch the title and leave you shaking.
Let’s keep in mind that no is safe
How could we forget our lovely host Ryan
Remember the last time I sent you a strafe
I sent you packin in Cmack’s Cryin’
