Kolby A. (ThePug)
Namaste! That's hello in Indian, and some weird peace love and harmony bullshit in Hindu. Basically, the opposite of my game. Hi, I'm Kolby. I thought, hey- When all these others idiots are running around competing for Individual Immunity at the first challenge, I'll get an extra scoop of rice while sitting at camp writing a confessional. Who wants immunity this early? Are you really that afraid? C'mooooon.
Oh! And did I tell you? Applying for this game, the producers looked into my records and found I had a long lost sibling from Pennsylvania: Robbyjak! Who'd have known? Okay, I'll stop this weird roleplaying shtick.
This cast is super intimidating, connections are between players are everywhere, we're overflowing in relationships. It's making me queasy, when I play games I like a cast that doesn't know me, or... even eachother. This is like the antithesis of anything I wished for. I feel like everyone will see through any facade I put on, because they've at least seen me or played with me in another game. Yay. Fabulous.
My tribe is full of weirdos, It's a fucking freakshow and I'm about to go full on American Horror Story Twisty and murder them all. Lets give a break-down on my relations:
- Julian: He had a wife, which I accidentally jabbed at her for being vegan on multiple occasions in Suitman's series, which we later returned as rivals, and he was also in the game, then I proceeded to idol him out- shoutout to my girl Lequisha on that one. Yeah and I forgot to mention, I flipped in a tie-breaker on him.. on his birthday. But hey, that was a few years back. I got over it, now has he?
- JB: Well, at first I thought this was _JSB_ but I realized it's some spin-off JB, the S was dropped. Based on his Tengaged profile he seems intelligent.. I'm getting that solely based on formatting. It tells a lot. Like, it shows I'm an asshat appearing to be more organized then I am. But his name is also JB & he has yolo on his profile. So those things directly conflict.
- Nikki: Old-school group gamer. Has connections with Dono. Applied together? I bet so. Hmm. Hi, Dono!
- Zyler: SOMEONE I CAN WORK WITH. ALERT. SOMEONE I LIKE. Zyler! Zyler! Zyler! We've never played together, however you've played in my series and I think we've established some kind of bond. He's a good under the radar player, with lots of potential if he puts his head into it. But, I don't think he's a major threat to my game. This'll be a close ally.
- Alexander: I've already spoken to him, and I'm putting on some weird bro-y facade. Just trying to ease him into my trust, mimicking how I see him presenting himself. I think he's stoner too? You'll probably see me talking to him about rolling joints and shit soon and pretending to have a clue about what I'm talking about. Oh. But he's a threat, and Silver already wants him gone.
- Corey: Who the fuck is Corey? COREY? I knew him as Yandere. I adore him, it's a whole experience, I hope he starts talking about cameramen trying to touch his boosum in this series too.
- Ryan: So I feel we're already off to a rough start, he asked to be my partner DAYS ago for the game... (so did Corey speaking of it) and... I didn't even reply. I'm sorry. I... I forgot? Yeah. Other than that I don't know him. Glad he got in though.
- Kolby: Idiot.
- Silver: Love him. Closest ally on the tribe. A fellow Christ Warrior. He loves me, I love me, what else could you ask for? We both have our own Westworld reference language. Have you ever seen anyone as full of splendor?
- Gavin: He's a guy. He breathes. He played in my series. I don't know much more than that.
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...That's it?