*stands up, holding key inside black bag and smiles* Oh this is gonna be fun :)
First of all, I would take this moment to praise the Big Brother gods from above. *turns to Kiko* You may kick ass in Survivor games, but I've never been so happy to see your ass sitting this close to me than tonight.
*turns to John and Carson on the monitor*
I'm not really going to give too many questions considering that this season's winner will be so much more deserving than the mess that sits next to him.
John, throughout this game, I really looked up to you as a person. You were someone that didn't try to make too many waves and had a respect for the game that I really admired. Once Damian was out of the game, I couldn't help but give props to you and Kiko. You really pulled that one over our eyes. From there, your true colors started to blossom, and I am elated that I get to call you out on your flaws this season.
Considering our alliance graciously dragged you to where you are now, your physical skills were clearly shown with your one...I repeat ONE competition win. Your social skills were revealed once I handed Carson the HoH key once Damian left. Your intelligence clearly isn't up to par with others in the house, since apparently you illogically make harsh judgments upon others because of their sexuality. You just lost two of the seven votes since two of the jurors are gay. I assume you will lose the other five as the finale continues.
In conclusion to my final hoorah against the homophobic floater we know as "Johnwillwin", I am here to tell you how fortunate it is that you will not be living up to your username.
*looks to Carson* You and I both know that you deserve that seat more than I ever did in the game. I'm so proud of you and without you, the bag of trash would've won this season. Lysm and good luck to you both < 3 *sits down*