Hello my legendary children and welcome to the pre-season for season 10. This is the farewell season so I am only looking for the best of the best. And also, I want the storyline of this bitch to go wild...
...So I have just the right shake-up for that. That’s right. We’re yet again having a major twist this season.
First of all.
There are 15 of you now.
Only 12 will make it to week 1.
Then. Like any sports related show. You will be split into two teams.
Every week the teams will work cooperatively against each other.
One team will win. Making all members safe for that week. The winner and the tops of the week will be part of this team.
One team will lose. Three people from this team will lipsync for their lives. I will chose the winner of the lipsync, who will be safe from elimination and will receive a low for the week. The remaining two queens will be up for elimination. The team will be asked to vote out a queen, the queen with the most votes is out. The voting will take place during the 24 hours given for the bottom three to post their lipsync. So if the most voted queens wins the lipsync, the second most voted will go out. Easy no?
Failing to vote while safe will result in a penalty for the following week. Failing to vote while in the bottom will result in a self-vote.
And trust me. You want to be in the best team at top 7. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.
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But now... time for week 0!
For this week I want you to present two looks.
This will be your promo look. Of course only one of your looks will make it to the promo (the one of the colors of the team you’ll be sorted into) but either way for now you have to do both.
Categories are :
1 : BRIGHT GREEN AND LIGHT BLUE. You can add white HINTS in this but it’s not mandatory.
I want the look to feature BOTH colors separately.
Also provide this first category with a funny voiceover about your BEST skills and assets as a drag queen.
1 : LIT YELLOW AND HOT PINK. You can add black HINTS in this but it’s not mandatory.
I want the look to feature BOTH colors separately.
Also provide this first category with a funny voiceover about your WORST skills and assets as a drag queen.
And this is it!
You have 48 hours.
Good luck ladies and don’t fuck it up!
But if you do, prepare to lipsync to defend your spot in the team with :
Voice Over: honey i don't really have any worst skills but if i had to say it would probably be my singing abilities... Mariah Carey im more like mariah cannot i can give you the full fantasy just don't ask me to song honey you will be disappointed
Voice over 2: now my worst assets would probably be lady bunny's tucking panties they smell just like her... musty prune juice and in desperate need of a shower. But relating to the competition my worst asset is oh who the hell am i kidding im fucking fierce im minty Monroe us monroe's have no worst assets.
Voice Over: My best skill is my ability to be unique like no other. I'm not a drag queen, I am a escaped creature from the studios of the Masked Singer! I mean, literally, I'm a Meringue Custard in a dress. The next time you find someone doing it like me, let me know and I'll put YOU in the hall of fame! XD
Voice Over 2: Girl, I am NOT a team player. I don't sit with people at lunch, I don't drive the car next to people on the road, I literally play tennis because I don't want to work with other people! That's why I love Drag Race, this'll be completely singular and it's just me aga- ...I'm sorry, what? ...We're playing in...
Voiceover:
Being a drag queen, you have to excel in a few things. Makeup, hair, and Instead I excel in binge eating and crying with your cat. It is a good way to relive emotional trauma before a runway. What that tells you is that I have an amazing sense of personality (of the 4 that I have.) Other than that, I also know how to make my dads bank account run dry in a second, so I look expensive. love you dad but not really 😘. Remember fish fear me woman want me. Overall, you can def see why I look so good, well to my standards.
Voiceover:
Weaknesses…….. I guess you can say I’m a rule breaker. I really like to think out of the box and it can really make me question a lot. Which is why I am wanted in 24 countries for tax fraud and will never amount to the other vanilla vultures in congress that have done the same. Ily queens never change ✨. other than that I guess I can’t really grasp change and I’m just awaiting my eventual imprisonment at the Westboro Baptist Church.
My Best Asset as a drag queen is:
Great smile
Ability to get along with many different personalities
Positive attitude
Sense of humor
Great communicator
Excellent public speaker
Voiceover: I have many great skills and assets. Let's start off with the assets. Look at my tits. I hope Fatty is proud of me. My skills, on the other hand...you can test everyone else in the room but I will ALWAYS be the best at kissing the judges' asses. Literally... most of them are bottoms anyways. I'm also good at acting and writing and wearing clothes I found on the internet!
Voiceover: Okay guys I have a confession to make. I'm a shit lipsyncer. It's true. You had better pray you're in the bottom with me cause you're guaranteed to win. I'm also really bad at talent shows because all of my talents will lead to me getting banned from Tengaged. Lastly, I'm bad at singing because the only time I make music is in the bedroom. By myself. Because social distancing. Ain't nobody got time for gonorrhea AND covid-19.
Voiceover: Skills and assets I mean assets is easy just look at this ass. Ugh stunning. And as for my skills well...I can do practically everything, except make my own outfits but that doesn’t matter right?!
Voiceover: Well I have many weaknesses, firstly one weakness of mine is that I struggle to find a weakness of mine. Another weakness I have is that I’m so amazing at everything, I become awful at everything!
Look 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/v8vhDtr
Look 2: http://imgur.com/a/9CDkntk
Voice: I think both of my looks today show you the two sides to me I have work my ass of to get where I am a lot of people might underestimate me because of my previous track record but I have a lot more to show and I just hope I have done enough to prove that I deserve to be here and stay
Green & Blue: https://i.imgur.com/5tSkZJW.jpg
Voiceover: I have skills and assets to make me a FABULOUS QUEEN. One thing I have is this bootylicious body. It has gotten me places and is the reason why I am even on this show. Anyway, this waist is tiny and my arse is a national treasure. I also can recite all the lyrics to "Blowin'" by Farrah Abraham...what other assets can a gal desire?
Voiceover Audio: https://voca.ro/1cAT4axXlky0
Yellow & Pink: https://i.imgur.com/NJgryQP.jpg
Voiceover: The weakest point of my drag is I'm bad at lying. I mean bloody hell- I can't even continue to lie to myself about having a good Irish accent anymore. I try to lie to myself by calling myself ugly and hideous, but it never seems to work out. For now, I am just a cocky queen who will be full of herself until the days she die. *tongue pop* (in American accent) Bitch.
Voiceover Audio: https://vocaroo.com/1h86jTXRi6Vh
Voiceover: Whatever skills and assets I have as a drag queen rest in this mouth. I have a tongue that cuts like razor, teeth that can chew you up, and a voice that can both sing & deliver a monologue that will leave you in tears (of laughter or crying - your choice). I also give good head, just saying.
Voiceover: My weakness, however, is my sweet sweet heart. After I chew a bitch up and end her existence, I might feel bad about it in a couple of years. This benevolence - my almost distant remorse - is a vice that I most definitely need to eliminate. Mercy is for the weak, just ask Bubbles.
Voiceover: This is a type of look that no one expects me in. It’s so quirky and I’ve taken so inspiration from the mod era. It’s very twiggy but with a modern twist and I love it. My best skills in drag is definitely my fashion. It’s the most creative about me and It’s what gives me an edge. I’m also an improver and my comedy has gone leaps and bounds above the rest.
Voiceover: Now this is a bohemian/lavish island living. This is tropical and I love the silhouette so much, I love the combination and the polish. Everything is put together with a little bit of love. I guess my weakness is my inconsistency because I can do really well then I could get sent home. Again I’m leaps and bounds. Also making outfits are questionable choices at times.
