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Condragulations you are also moving on to the next and final step of the competition.

You might head to the back of the stage with Mesothelioma to get ready.

Veronica Violet Vixen...
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I am sorry my dear your adventure in this race ends here.

Which means you will receive the third placement of the season.

I would really like to tell you how much you inspired and moved us. You surely have a talent that’s beyond recognition and I am more than sure you will be able to show it to the whole world soon. Very soon. We love you VVV. But now it’s time to Sashay Away.

So while we wait for the top 2 to get ready for their final challenge it’s time for the first award of the night. We are about to award this season’s Miss Congeniality. Who is gonna be?

To tell us all about it here is last season’s Miss Congeniality. Please let me welcome tot he stage...

Charlize Angel!

Look : https://imgur.com/gallery/1kyWaZt

Good Evening, Everyone and you Twinkies for that warm introduction! Wow, Isn't this such an amazing Finale so far! It has everything you would expect from a Season of Talain's Drag Race! Beautiful Staging, Gorgeous Queens, Bitches calling out each other's bullshit...*Sheds a single tear* wouldn't have it any other way.

I am so excited to be here tonight to announce the winner of this season's Miss Congeniality! *Channels my inner Julie Chen-Moonves* But First...As many of you know, I passed out from excitement and shock last season before I was able to give my acceptance, so i figured it was better late than never. Let me just get into the right Mindset

*Turns around and puts in a few fake tear eye drops*

*In absolute Hysterics* Oh my God, you guys! I cannot believe that you all would give me this honor. I am in complete shock and awe that you all would vote me as Miss Congeniality! I felt like half the season, people forgot that I existed, so it feels so good to get some recognition in a season of crazy-talented queens! I will uphold this crown and title with the utmost honor and integrity! Thank you all so much!

*Wipes the tears away and drops the hysterical demeanor*

*Looks offstage at the producers* Was that good?...Meh...Okay, cool. I'll take it.

*Back at the audience* Well, enough of that emotional shit. It is the moment you all have been waiting for. Time to announce your season 7 Miss Congeniality! Now, it is really interesting to hand over the crown considering the queens this season. Y'all bitches are catty as all hell! But I love you all and am so happy to call you my sisters.

So...Without further adu...

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Season 7
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Qui Qui St. Baguette!!!!!!!!

Congrats, love! I'm sure you will make Faugette Proud!

And with that, I guess that is it for me. Good night, everyone! *Starts to walk off stage forgetting that the mic is still on* Anyone got some food? I'm really in the mood for some frozen peas for some reason. I just can't figure out why...

Omg wig! Jk I kinda saw this coming. First of all I'd like to thank all my fellow castmates for getting into arguments all season long thus giving me Miss C by default!!! Second of all I'd like to thank my mother for teaching me how to be congenial. One last thing before I go - diarrhoea! 💙

YES!!!!!! PERIOD YES

Thank you Oui Oui I hope you enjoyed the moment because yes... it’s already over!

Now it’s time for another very important award : the Top Toot Award... who’s gonna snatch this wanted trophy?

If it’s true that it takes a fashion legend to know another one

Please let em welcome to the stage fashion legend and All Stars winner...

Enobaria!



Look : https://i.imgur.com/V0wi9WE.png

Enobaria : It’s been such a great season and I am more than happy to announce this season’s nominees for the Top Toot Award. They are :

Catalina for “Need for Seed”
Varsavia Von Tea for “the Whole 9 Inches”
Veronica Violet Vixen for “Moby’s Dick”

The winner of this season’s Top Toot Award is...
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Woohoo!

OMG WHAT!!!!

Well first I wanna say thank you to Enobaria and the Judges for even considering me for this award. I never really considered Myself to be a fashion queen so I’m really happy you guys loved my outfits as much as I loved making them. Thank you everyone and good luck to Catalina and Mesothelioma as they venture into the final stretches of this competition.

VVV♥️

Thank you VVV you can cash your prize of... absolutely nothing... after the show.

Now. The time to crown yet another winner is almost upon us.

But before going on there is one friend I’d like to introduce to this stage one more time.

Here to crown the next Drag Race Superstar is last season’s winner and walking legend...

Eleanor Von Pour!


Look : https://imgur.com/T6d1gqe

*Eleanor walks down the stairs as Twinkies cries out of pride*

Now. My queen. You surely served this crown good so I want to ask... how has your last year as Drag Race Superstar been?

Hey Talian!! Sigh, I can’t believe my reign is already over... I did so many great things like starting my own makeup chain, giving to charity, curing corona, ending all of the middle eastern wars, and single handedly putting out all of the California wild fires. Mesothelioma Carcinoma, Catalina... one of you is about to take the crown and replace me... you bitches! But for real, watching you two compete this season and witnessing the both of you grow, refine, and just overall SLAY this competition has been amazing. You’re both true competitors and I couldn’t be more ecstatic about who I’m handing this crown over.

I can’t believe Talian killed Eleanor after her win

I needed to take her youth